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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    I Just Want To
    curl up in a ball & cry for the rest of my life. it's not like I'd be missing out on anything;
    it's not like we have a future together </3

  2. daniellenicole27 daniellenicole27
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    w h e n s h e ' s w e a r i n g h e r a p p l e b o t t o m j e a n s
    b u t s h e c a n ' t f i n d h e r b o o t s w i t h t h e f u r
    a n d t h e w h o l e c l u b d o e s n ' t l o o k a t h e r. .
    nmf/nmq

  3. bellaxo bellaxo
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    My Boyfriend wants me to quit smoking.So do I.So for every FAVE, I'll go one day without a cigarette.Click The Heart, I need support!

  4. liveloveski2300 liveloveski2300
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    I wish I was that girl...
    That instatly gets 50 likes on a new picture..
    Maybe then..I'd be his.

  5. Gigilicous Gigilicous
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    [ ] single
    [] Taken
    [X] I get about as much
    attention as the white crayon
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Forget 11:11
    I'm gonna buy two fish and name them Casmo and Wanda.
    Then I could wish ANYTIME I want.

  7. SkrapaD SkrapaD
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    It's no big deal, really.
    Break her heart. Let her down. Make her cry. Because you "care" about her, right?
    Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  8. siky12 siky12
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    just wondering...
    do you girls prefer being called hot or beautiful?
    comment for hot,
    fave for beautiful.

  9. Lianzarock Lianzarock
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    Am I
    the only one
    who hates
    doing homework?
    Fav♥ if you hate it.
    Remember.. there are NO teachers on this site.

  10. fallseasyxox fallseasyxox
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    B*tch please,
    replace your lipgloss with glue and shut the f**k up.

  11. girlainttrippin98 girlainttrippin98
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    MY BOYFRIEND DOES
    this adorable thing where
    HE DOESN'T EXIST.
    nmq/format credit damntaylerx

  13. skittelgal810 skittelgal810
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Staring at your crush
    wishing he would just randomly come up
    and say to you:
    "I've always had a crush on you, will you go out with me?"

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    being able to jokingly call your
    best friend any name in the book,
    Without her getting offended.

  15. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Mom: Son, a little birdie told me that you have been doing drugs.
    Son: It seems to me the only person doing drugs is you, since you apparently talk to birds.

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Remember when
    People got to know you before they judged you?
    Yeah. Me either.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    WRONG GUYS
    say all the right things.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    We'd have some hot kids
    what!
    Auto correct, sorry.
    you don't have an iphone...

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    LAUGHING SO HARD,
    you feel your
    6 pack coming in.

:)

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