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heeyalicia

  1. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:48am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #80
    is your dad a baker?
    cause you have nice buns;]

  2. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:46am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #79
    you must be a magician,
    because everytime i look at you,
    everyone else disappears ;]

  3. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:44am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #78
    i'm feeling a little off today,
    would you like to turn me on?! :]

  4. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:42am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #77
    want to play conductor?
    you be the engineer and i'll go choo choo;]

  5. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:39am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #76
    oh, i'm sorry.
    i thought it was a Braille nametag;]

  6. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:36am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #75
    is it hot in here, or is it just you?

  7. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:35am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #74
    how does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?

  8. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:33am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #73
    is your last name Gillete?
    cause you're the best a man could get ;]

  9. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:31am UTC
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  10. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 1:28am UTC
    cheesy pickup line #71
    do you work for UPS?
    i could have sworn you were checking out my package;]

  11. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 12:34am UTC
    i throw all of your stuff away.
    then i clear you out of my head.
    i t e a r you out of my heart,
    and ignore all your messages.
    i tell everyone when we are through
    cause i'm so much better without you.
    but it's just another pretty lie.
    cause i break down,
    every time you come around.
    here we go again
    [ demi lovato ]

  12. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 11:54pm UTC
    baby can't you see that you're the boy for me,
    i know it might be wrong but i'm in love with...
    you<3
    *tune of stacy's mom. haha but i changed the words. it's kinda a inside joke. but rate&comment if you like:]

  13. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #70
    i hope there's a fireman around here,
    cause you're smokin' ;]

  14. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #69
    my name's not elmo,
    but you can tickle me any time you want to;]

  15. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 10:01pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #68
    if i could rearrange the alphabet
    i'd put U and I together<3

  16. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #67
    i lost my number :[
    can i have yours?!

  17. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:43pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #66
    oh boy, i think you have something in your eye!
    oh no, its just a sparkle;]

  18. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:40pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #65
    did you have cambell's soup today?
    cause you're looking mm mm good;]

  19. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #64
    if sexy was a crime..
    you'd be guilty as charged!

  20. heeyalicia heeyalicia
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2009 9:36pm UTC
    cheesy pickup line #63
    if you were words on a page,
    they'd call you fine print ;]

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