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1. hedoesntevenknow
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2005 2:17pm UTC
   **The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend**
   Friend: Always say they arent hungry when offered food.
   Best Friend: Walks into your fridge and tells you you are out of milk.
   Friend: Will say everything looks cute on you.
   Best Friend: Makes sure you know what she does and doesnt like.
   Friend: Will rub sunblock on your back on a hot day.
   Best Friend: Will pour half the bottle on your back then laugh at you as you try to reach it, then poke you in all the places you missed.
   Friend: Rushes to you when you trip.
   Best Friend: Will Laugh and trip you again.
   Friend: Will bail you out of jail.
   Best Friend: Will be there with you saying, "Damn that was fun".
   
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2. hedoesntevenknow
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2005 2:05pm UTC
   °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°
   .dance. as if no one was watchin
   .smile. as if everything were perfect
   .give. as if you had evreything
   .kiss. as if it were your last time
   .LoVe. like you had never been hurt
   °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸ °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°
   
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3. hedoesntevenknow
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2005 6:56pm UTC
   ~yOu CaN lOvE aNyOnE iN tHe
   *wOrLd*
   tHe PrObLeM iS sO cAn he~
   
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4. hedoesntevenknow
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2005 6:54pm UTC
   I feel warm in my JAcket.
   I feel warm in my house.
   I feel warm when I am with you.
   
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5. hedoesntevenknow
   posted a quote
   June 9, 2005 5:40pm UTC
   ^^^Working Out^^^
   If I don't come out, whoever said
   " A little excercise doesn't kill you". LIED!
   
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