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Sexy Rebel*

  1. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    My life is ruled by meds.
    mf

  2. lonewolf98 lonewolf98
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    everyone is equal

  3. michael* michael*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    THIS TIME I'LL
    MAKE YOU proud.
    PROUD OF WHO YOU RAISED

  4. Sexy Rebel* Sexy Rebel*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    i hate it when you have pepl bring up the past and then in the end all u do is cut urself and regret things....

  5. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 10:48am UTC
    I must be the only one in the world who constantly tells my stuff not to die.
    I'm not even talking about phones.
    just walking down the stairs.....
    book slips...
    I watch it fall...
    and scream "DON'T DIE!!!!"
    and people look at me like I'm from mars.

  6. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 11:12am UTC
    teacher: WHAT are you eating back there?
    student: chocolate.
    teacher: may I ask why?
    student: your room is so flipping depressing, there has to be a dementor around here somewhere...
    *nibbles chocolate*

  7. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 11:00am UTC
    I THINK I'LL TRYDefying Gravity

  8. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 11:04am UTC
    Captain Jack Sparrow. A character only Johnny Depp could ever pull off.

  9. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 11:12am UTC
    friend: You smell like Holy Bread!
    everybody: freezes
    me: PEACE BE WITH YOU!
    *waves them all off before they come smell me*

  10. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 11:17am UTC
    me: *gets that look on my face*
    bestfriend: NO.
    me: *opens my mouth*
    bestfriend: noooo!
    me: *takes a deep breath*
    bestfriend: I SAID NO! DONT YOU DARE!
    silence
    me: I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 10:41am UTC
    seriously???
    who has the chance to curse you for life and says:
    "I hope your eye twitches!"?
    joke credit- Percy Jackson

  12. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 10:57am UTC
    "Stop biting your lip like that Kitara.
    Its way too seductive."

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    cousin: oh look. you have a wonderful patch of poison ivy..... growing... in the middle of your yard.
    me: oh. um. those... are... STRAWBERRY PLANTS.
    #LuvYaCuz

  14. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 10:58am UTC
    I get myself in the most messed up situations.
    im madly in love with someone who
    is sweet.
    and loving.
    and respectful.
    and adorable.
    and stands up for whats right.
    and knows how to defend himself and those he loves.
    what do I do?
    go out with a guy who is exactly his polar opposite.
    who dated all the sknks in the school.
    lost his virginity when he was ten.
    does drugs,
    and hasnt said a word to me since we got together.
    And why?
    i have no idea.

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    angels everywhere
    every time you're near
    You will always be my baby.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:39am UTC
    if somone tells you you have pretty eyes, don't be like they're just brown/green/blue/grey/hazel. TAKe the compliment and leave it alone.
    i'm trying to be nice for christ's sake. Don't be an a-hole! I could tell you your eyes are f.king ugly! Would you rather that?!

  17. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    the only problem in my life
    is myself.

  18. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    Let's fight

  19. I'm so totally awesome. * I'm so totally awesome. *
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:13pm UTC
    Different doesn't mean wrong.❤

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    My logic:
    I exercised for a minute
    So I deserve
    To eat a pail of ice cream

:)

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