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If you know me, please leave me alone....i like my private life. Hello everyone who doesn't know me! my name is Haley and i am 13. I am in eighth grade. I am a dancer and have been since I was 2, it is my life. I am a cheerleader and a piano player 2.I love my followers so please follow me because i will follow back!

hdmonkey
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Like this if you actually have a social life...
No offense to the people that keep saying they don't but a lot of people post about not having one no one ever posts about having one...

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hdmonkey
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February 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC

You must be pretty special if I:
-Stay up late to talk to you.
-Share food with you.
-Say I love you before I hang up.
-Let you call me names.
-Give you a nickname.
-Text you good morning and goodnight,
-Tease you.
credit:Hplyrikz

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Love is Louder than the Pressure to be Perfect.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:46pm UTC

I might look calm,
but in my head
I have punched you.
three times.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 10:47am UTC

So I'm walking around Deliahs and I see two girls obsessing over the One Direction shirts
Me: (walks over to them) Omg you guys want these to?
Girl 1: Yes I cant decide which one i want!
Me ikr dont you just want all of them!
Girl 2: Yes i need like 3000 dollors so i can bye everyone of them!
I love how directioners can just walk up to each other and have a connection right away!

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Witty is a place for people to write what ever they want
-People are allowed to like one direction
-People are allowed to hate one direction
-People are allowed to like Nutella
-People are allowed to hate Nutella
-People are allowed to be against gay marriage
-People are allowed to be supporting gay marriage
-People are allowed to vent
-People are allowed to say what ever they want
-If you have a right to like something, people have a right to dislike something and vice versa. Please. I'm begging you.
Stop. The. Hate.
Just keep scrolling if you dont like it.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:59pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you post a funny quote and get 2 likes,
then someone else posts it and gets 1,000

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:40pm UTC

My Family doesn't understand me

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Hey guys look!
It's bendable!
*SNAP*
Oh crap...never mind
nmq/nmf

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:12pm UTC

that awkward moment when
u see a really hot guy and you are in your pajamas with you hair in a messy bun
my quote...nmf

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:37pm UTC

I wonder if guys ever look at me and think d@mnn shes beautiful.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:55pm UTC

i tried to comment on a quote,
but it wouldnt load,
so I hit the button again,
and it told me to control my excitement...i litterally laughed out loud

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 9:03pm UTC

that annoying moment
when the people on a reality tv show say they want to be on a show
and your just sitting there thinking "did you really just say that?"

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Has anyone else
wondered what happened to Mitchelle Musso??
nmf

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Guy: Do you ever think that you are on the same planet as the person you are going to marry?
Me: I've never really thought of it what do you think they are doing right now?
Guy: Well i know what my future wife is doing ;)
Me: What ;)
Guy: Well I'm texting her right now :)
Me: aww really?? you think we are going to get married?
Guy:....I'm talking about your best friends...I'm talking to her right now
Me: Oh.......Well then

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:36am UTC

One, Long Summer
Chapter 1
"Brandi!" i yelled as i walked out of the airport. She was waiting for me in her new car. "Angelina! omg u look so good! Have you lost weight?" "More like gained." I said under my breath." "What?" she asked. "Oh nothing i was just surprised how much you have changed! Did you dye your hair?" I got in the car with her and of course she asked me the question. "Hows Austin?" she asked and winked. "Oh hes good haven't talked to him in a while." She was quiet for a moment. "How's Maine been without me." we started gossiping about are old friends and before we knew it we were at my house. I started to get out of the car to go see my parents, when all of the sudden my phone started ringing. I looked at my phone and it said Austin.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when
A guy has longer hair then you.
nmf

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC

One, Long Summer
Prolouge
I haven't seen Brandi in 3 years. I moved to Califonia 3 years ago and today I am coming back. She doesnt know anything that happened. I told her about Austin, but she doesn't know I am pregnant. I'm only 2 months along, but i don't know how to tell her her. I am so scared that she will leave me when she finds out . She is my best friend and if she leaves me, i won't have anyone. Austin left when he found out and he wanted an abortion but i couldn't. If she leaves me because of this, I will have no one.
Does anyone like it??? comment your feed back and let me know if you want to be notified. 20 likes for chapter 1.

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Im Ariel
Cinderella:
[] one of your parents is dead.
[x] you are expected to do a lot of chores.
[] you love to dress up.
[] you love animals.
[x] you are waiting patiently for your prince charming.
[] your mom is really strict.
[] you have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] you’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[] you have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[x] you have/had blonde hair.
total: 3
Belle:
[x] you’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] you’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] you love to read.
[] you are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] one of your family members is a bit weird.
[] you have done volunteer work.
[] you have a wild imagination.
[] you love to take care of people in need.
[x] you’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot
[x] you’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
total: 5
Jasmine:
[] your dad is very rich/important.
[x] you are very clever.
[x] you’ve been with someone way different from you.
[] you’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] you’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] you have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] you don’t have a lot of friends.
[x] you’re independent.
[] you are wealthy.
[x] your parents try to control your life.
total: 5
Ariel
[x] your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] you really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[] you’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[] you’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[] you have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[x] you collect something.
[x] you have/had long, hair.
[x] you have/had a pet fish.
[x] you’re extremely curious.
[x]you believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
total: 7
Snow White:
[] you know that you’re beautiful.
[] you like taking care of others.
[x] you have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] you’ve almost been killed.
[x] you have at least seven good friends.
[] you’ve had food poisoning.
[x] you have/had short hair.
[x] you get along with almost everyone.
[x] all of your friends are different.
[x] you love to have a good time.
[x] you’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
total: 6
Mulan:
[] you can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] people wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] you’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] you’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[] you have/had considered running away from home.
[] your parents try to plan your life out.
[x] a lot of your friends are boys.
[x] you sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] you love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
total: 3
Aurora:
[] you live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] you almost died at a very young age.
[x] you are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[] you have a decent singing voice.
[x] you like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] you spend most of your time outside.
[] you’re adopted.
[x] you’re very romantic.
[x] pink is one of your favorite colors.
total: 3
Pocahontas
[x] you love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] you are more spiritual than religious.
[] you’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] one of your family members is dead
[x] your parents are very protective of you.
[x] someone you know has been in war.
[] you love nature.
[] you have/had black hair.
[x] you would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] you’re very adventurous.
total: 6

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hdmonkey
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 6:30pm UTC

You Know My Name
Not My Story.
so dont judge me untill you have walked a mile in my shoes
Please.

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