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  1. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
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  2. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    I find it funny
    <HILARIOUS>
    that people waste
    most of their time HATING
    <BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH>
    on a quote, rather than spending time
    COMPLEMENTING
    <NICE QUOTE>
    quotes they actually like

  3. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    APPEARANCE
    [] I am shorter than 5'4.
    [] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 2 piercings.
    [] I have piercings in places behind my ears.
    [] I have freckles.
    FAMILY
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away at home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My biological parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I wanna have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK
    [x] I'm in school.
    [x] I have a job.
    [] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more that one class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT
    [x] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
    [] Disney Movies still make me cry.
    [] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
    HEALTH
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
    [] I had a serious injury.
    [] I've had chicken pox.
    [] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [] I've seen a shooting star.
    [] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
    [] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've ridden in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES
    [x] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I can't swallow pills.
    [] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [] I've woken up crying.

  4. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    HOLY CR*P THERE REALLY ARE
    WITTY T-SHIRTS!

  5. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:44am UTC
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  6. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Razors pain you,
    Rivers are damp,
    Acids stain you,
    And drugs cause cramps.
    Guns aren't lawful,
    Nooses give,
    Gas smells awful.
    You might as well live.

  7. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:43am UTC
    guy: Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
    girl: No why?
    guy: Lol then why do you where a bra?
    girl: I don't :D
    btw idk if this actually has happened i just kept seeing qoutes like that but none of them proved the guy wrong so i made one where the guy was wrong. :P

  8. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:47am UTC
    I must be dreaming
    I must be fast asleep
    if you wondered how I've been ever since that car crash
    a tragedy that no one could have survived
    with broken bones, I struggled home filled with safety glass
    my heart near death, but my love was still alive
    so alive
    I'm alive and breathing
    but it's not too late you see
    all of these visions of the end won't get the best of me
    the silver lining is that I survived
    while the rest are busy dying
    I can see the brighter lights
    are alive and breathing
    but it's not too late you see
    all of these visions of the end won't get the best of me
    the silver lining is that I survived
    while the rest are busy dying
    I can see the bright lights
    I must be dreaming, I must be fast asleep
    I must be dreaming, I must be fast asleep

  9. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:12am UTC
    NEVER LET YOUR FEAR DECIDE YOUR FATE

  10. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:06am UTC
    2! 2 top quotes in top this hour holy crap guys!!!!!!

  11. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:53am UTC
    MWAH HAHAAA
    I BORED O.O

  12. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:37am UTC
    There should be an
    "OTHER"
    choice for
    "What kind of quote is this?"
    That way if you don't know where something goes
    you just choose
    "OTHER"

  13. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:30am UTC
    GUYS GUESS WHAT? I GOT A TOP QUOTE!!!!!!! Well it's only the last quote on top quotes this hour.... BUT I STILL GOT A TOP QUOTE WOOOHOOO
    :P THANKS PEEPS I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.

  14. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:07am UTC
    All top quotes start as newest quotes

  15. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:05am UTC
    It's come to the point where we have to
    ASK
    for no hate

  16. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:02am UTC
    I DON'T WANT YOUR B*LLSH*T B*TCH!
    COME AT ME LIKE A MAN!

  17. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:55am UTC
    It DISGUSTS me that someone can just tell someone else to just go and DIE. That person is a human being too you know? Or maybe you don't, cause your stupid enough to tell her that she can go ahead and DIE and NO ONE would care. Well guess what... Everyone would care EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY YOU. Ya you, the person who told her to DIE. You would care cause it's YOUR FAULT. YA, your fault that she went and killed herself. What you gonna do now B*TCH? You have to live with the fact that you just killed someone with 8 words. I hope your happy. And don't kill yourself too, please. I want you to live with what you've done.

  18. hcbook hcbook
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:11am UTC
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    July 4, 2012 11:59pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:53pm UTC
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