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  1. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    My wish for
    11/11/11 at 11:11?
    a cure for cancer.

  2. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Today at lunch,
    I found 2 straws connected to my juice box...
    I've never been more confused in my life.

  3. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    You can be sure that American spirit
    WILL PREVAIL OVER
    THIS TRAGEDY
    rest in peace to those who lost their lives 10 years ago today♥
    nmf

  4. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    When you put your hand in a hot oven, you get burned.
    why would you EVER put your hand back in that same hot oven?
    move on.

  5. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    My cousin had on a shirt that said
    "I ♥ fat blunts"
    While at their house for cake with my parents, grandparents, and I.
    And of course, my grandma just has to ask her what it means so she says,
    "Kait, I don't understand your shirt. What's a 'fat blunt'?"
    And Katie replied by saying,
    "It's a sandwich, Num."
    And my grandma, not knowing that it really isn't a sandwich, yells out...
    "Oh, okay...
    I HEART FAT BLUNTS!"
    I was on the verge of peeing my pants.

  6. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I really love food.

  7. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 12:30am UTC
    lil
    WAYNE
    THA CARTER
    IV

  8. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    BE YOU that's what it sounds,
    BEAUTIFUL

  9. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I didn'I didn't survive the witty crash
    because
    i was never in any danger of dying.

  10. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    IF SNOW WHITE IS THE ONLY THING SHE HAS ON DVD,
    ------------♥-----------♥------------♥------------
    she's too young for you, bro

  11. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:03am UTC
    WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD
    while these haters gettin
    mad♥

  12. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:05am UTC
    you wonder if you'll be missed?
    girl, please take a look at the people around you who love you for being your complete self.

  13. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Him: I love your heart
    Me: Awe, why?
    Him: Because it belongs to me.

    true story :]

  14. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Even his older sister..
    told me he's been so happy and much nicer to her since he's asked me out♥
    nmf..

  15. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    PITTSBURGH.
    my city♥

  16. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Me: Look the moon's full again!
    HIM: It's still not as pretty as you
    true story! :) my boyfriend had his arms around me when we were walking with to his friends house at about 10:00 last night...♥
    nmf.

  17. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 1:14am UTC
    places i'd like to be right now..
    YOUR ARMS.♥ :)

  18. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    UPDATE ON CASEY ANTHONY'S VACATION!!!!!!!!!
    Casey, the airlines just called....
    GOOD NEWS!
    there will be no overylays you are going
    straight to hell.

  19. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:58am UTC
    I can't look at another little girl the same
    knowing Caylee Marie Anthony♥ is dead
    because Casey Marie Anthony, her own mother,
    GOT AWAY WITH MURDER.

  20. haleysAbeast haleysAbeast
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    CONGRATULATIONS
    CASEY ANTHONY!!!!
    You have gotten away with the murder of your two year old daughter. Keep smiling.
    Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie Anthony♥

:)

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