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hEyUrHoTt

1. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 27, 2006 4:33pm UTC
   "if winning isn't everything... then why do they keep score?"
   
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2. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 23, 2005 6:22pm UTC
   Want to put my tender
   Heart in a blender
   Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
   Rendevous
   Then I'm through
   Now I'm through
   With you
   
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3. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:47am UTC
   i am eetin somthin yummy
   it has settled in my tummy
   i wish u were all here
   cuz im eetin a live deer
   jk
   eetin breakfast/
   lunch/dinner
   im me when u can!!!!!
   
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4. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:46am UTC
   when the very first man discovered that cows have milk... wat do u think he was doing??
   
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5. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:46am UTC
   they say "Guns dont kill people, people kill people." well, i think the guns help. if you just stood there and yelled "BANG!" i dont think you would kill too many people
   
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6. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:45am UTC
   help!icantfindthespacebar!
   
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7. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:45am UTC
   time flies when you're having fun. hot dogs fly when you squeeze the bun
   
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8. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:44am UTC
   i have been temporarily distracted by a bright light and shiny object. be bak soon. ooooh! shiny!
   
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9. hEyUrHoTt
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   December 18, 2005 9:44am UTC
   once a boy asked his dad is God a boy or a girl?
   his dad said both
   then he asked if God was black or white?
   his dad said both
   then he asked is God Micheal Jackson?
   
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10. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 18, 2005 9:43am UTC
    if they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room??
    
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11. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 18, 2005 9:42am UTC
    you always hurt the one you love. the one you shouldnt hurt at all. you always take the sweetest rose. and crush it til the petals fall.
    
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12. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 18, 2005 9:41am UTC
    I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I acciedenatally threw it away... I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay!
    
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13. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 17, 2005 2:41pm UTC
    i sure could go for an apple right now... HOLY POO AN APPLE! IT'S MAGIC!
    
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14. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 15, 2005 5:31pm UTC
    if anything ever seems too filthy, you can always clean it up.
    
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15. hEyUrHoTt
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    December 15, 2005 5:30pm UTC
    "school is practice for the future and practice makes perfect but if nobody's perfect, why practice?" -Billy Joe Armstrong
    
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