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  1. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    out of my mind... be back in five minutes :)

  2. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
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    January 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    if my friends jumped off a bridge, i wouldnt jump with them. id be at the bottom waiting to catch those idiots :)

  3. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
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    January 29, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    in the song whatever you like by T.I., doesnt it sound like he's saying "i want joe biden" when, in reality, he's saying, "I want your body"? :)

  4. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    people like YOU are the reason we have middle fingers:)

  5. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    a friend is like a condom; they protect you when things get hard :)

  6. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
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    January 29, 2011 7:36pm UTC
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  7. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    you're a great friend but if zombies are chasing us, i'm tripping you :)<3

  8. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
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    January 29, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I'm like butter cuz i'm on a roll..... :)

  9. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.....

  10. gymnastixchix gymnastixchix
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    You're not afraid of the dark, you're only afraid of what's in it.

:)

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