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1. gurneett
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 12:09am UTC
   COMMENT BELOW IF YOU HAVE TWITTER
   FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW Y'ALL!!!
   
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2. gurneett
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   February 23, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   Best Friend: I saw his buddy yesterday
   Me: how do you know it was him?
   Best Friend: Because I never forget ugly faces
   ROFL
   
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3. gurneett
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   June 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   One fine day in the midde of the night
   2 dead boys got up to fight
   back to back they faced each other
   Drew their knives and shot each other
   A deaf policemen heard their noise
   & came & killed the 2 dead boys
   and if you think this tales not true
   just ask the blind man --he saw it too!
   
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4. gurneett
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   March 18, 2012 1:58pm UTC
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5. gurneett
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   March 18, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   Welcome to Earth.
   Everyone's different
   & gets treated different.
   Deal with it, you sensitive little f*cks.
   
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6. gurneett
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   March 18, 2012 1:40pm UTC
   Its really sad that
   dinosaurs are extinct
   but dumb b*tches
   are still walking around
   all healthy & sh*t.
   
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7. gurneett
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   March 3, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   Am I the only one that doesn't give a single f*** about Chris Brown & Rihanna?
   gurneett™
   
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8. gurneett
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   March 3, 2012 7:50pm UTC
   My friend & I arguing...
   Guy [friend]: Why can't you girls be happy like the ones in the tampon commercials?
   Me: oh no you didn't :@ ...
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9. gurneett
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   February 8, 2012 12:31am UTC
   It never gets easier, you just get better.
   
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10. gurneett
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    February 2, 2012 1:42am UTC
    snow is such an attention wh*re.
    like stfu already.
    we get it....
    you exist.
    gurneett™
    
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11. gurneett
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    January 25, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Dance like no ones watching.
    Sing like no ones listening.
    Live everyday like...
    Maury told you its not your baby!!!
    gurneett™
    
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12. gurneett
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    January 25, 2012 5:49pm UTC
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13. gurneett
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    January 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    If you don't have a picture
    of yourself up on Witty.
    I'm gonna assume you're an oily old man in a trench coat
    who smells like socks and is trying to get into my pants.
    stay away from me!
    gurneett™
    
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14. gurneett
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    January 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Just because there’s an up and coming white rapper doesn’t mean he’s the next Eminem, there will be no second Eminem.
    The media needs to cut that sh^t out.
    
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15. gurneett
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    January 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    FAV THIS IF YOU KNOW A REALLY SKINNY PERSON WHO EATS MORE THAN YOU CAN IN A WEEK!
    
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16. gurneett
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    January 14, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Please all,
    and you will please none.
    
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17. gurneett
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    January 14, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    The minute you start praising yourself is the minute I think it's all BS and/or no longer care.
    
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18. gurneett
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    January 12, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    A plastic surgeon's office just called me and asked if they can reschedule my face surgery.... I don't remember asking for face surgery. can they just recruit people on their own now?
    
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19. gurneett
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    January 12, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    i got a dig bick.
    you this read wrong.
    you read that wrong too
    
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20. gurneett
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    January 12, 2012 1:55am UTC
    I don't care how manly you claim to be,
    You don't send me a text message without a smiley!
    
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