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guitargirl123

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  1. guitargirl123 guitargirl123
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    February 13, 2012 9:32am UTC
    100% mentally ill
    [x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [x] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL: 5
    [] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [] You just sang them to make sure
    [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [x] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 7
    [] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [x] You type with three fingers or less.
    [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 10
    [x] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [x] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 14
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 17
    [x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [x] You break a lot of things.
    [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [x] You don’t know what “um” means
    [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL:25
    Multiply total by 4

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