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gudmorninbootifulx3
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August 3, 2009 5:36pm UTC

mental health hotline .
-if you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
-if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
-if you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-if you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
-if you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
-if you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
-if you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
-if you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
-if you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
-if you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
-if you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. or before the beep. or after the beep. please wait for the beep.
-if you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
-if you have low self esteem, please hang up. all our representatives are busy.

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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May 11, 2009 7:21pm UTC

I have no regrets.
just many, manylessons learned.

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May 11, 2009 6:18pm UTC

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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February 25, 2009 12:04pm UTC

anuptaphobia.
the fear of being single.

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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December 5, 2008 5:42pm UTC

livelaughlove©
i never thought in a million years i would
find someone so amazing && completely
perfect, someone that would make me
happier than i have ever dreamed of
being in my life, someone who would
give me a whole new reason to breathe
-------------------------» like you do to me.

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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December 5, 2008 5:36pm UTC

fight for the things you love,
love the things worth fighting for.

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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December 5, 2008 5:31pm UTC

i wanted to tell you all of my secrets.
but instead... you kinda... sorta...
became one.

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gudmorninbootifulx3
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December 5, 2008 12:55pm UTC

love does not begin and end
the way we seem to think it does.
love is a battle.
love is a war.
love is...
growing up..

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December 5, 2008 12:44pm UTC

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