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green_llama

1. green_llama
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2011 12:49am UTC
   The end of life is like crossing a finish line,
   I guess that's why it's called the human r.a.c.e
   ...
   
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2. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 6:59am UTC
   I wish i was a kid again when the hardest part of the year was...
   deciding what cake to have for your birthday
   :/
   
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3. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2011 8:37am UTC
   I laugh for the friends
   I live for the shopping &
   I love for the family
   ...
   
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4. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2011 5:29am UTC
   Take the 'F' out of weigh and say your answer out loud...
   Fave this if you get it!
   ;)
   
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5. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2011 5:27am UTC
   When the person you like asks you. "so who do you like?"
   and your reply is. "I don't like anyone at the moment..." hahaha
   
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6. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 9:33am UTC
   It's sad really, i don't fit in with my own family ... :/
   
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7. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 9:29am UTC
   Why do you blame me for EVERYTHING!? grrr...
   :(
   
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8. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 5:50am UTC
   Fave this if you love MARIO KART...!
   
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9. green_llama
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2011 8:14am UTC
   Fave this if you figured out how to read this and are looking forward to the final harry potter movie to coming out :D
   ...
   
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10. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:39am UTC
    Only a true idiot would walk in the shower with their undies on...
    :/
    
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11. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 6:59am UTC
    oh you're sorry?!
    well that makes it all better...
    apology not-accepted...
    
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12. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 6:36am UTC
    try to cover up your skin... your a cake face
    be with more then 3 guys a month... your a sl*t
    wearing something as high as your thighs... you're a sk*nk
    It's just girl politics ;)
    
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13. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 5:35am UTC
    Trying to get your attention is really hard considering you barely talk to me anymore...
    :/
    
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14. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 7:06am UTC
    Trying to think of something to type on witty so people will fave it...
    
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15. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 6:32am UTC
    Those awkward moments when you're watching a "romantic" scene on TV...
    with your parents!!
    :/
    
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16. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 10:01am UTC
    Seeing someone out of the corner or your eye looking at you and trying to
    act hell cool to impress them
    .....
    
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17. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 9:50am UTC
    ...homework...
    Why do we go to school and pay them when we end up doing the work at home :/
    
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18. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 6:09am UTC
    Your birth certificate is like an apology letter from the condom company...
    -credit to someone else-
    
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19. green_llama
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 5:54am UTC
    There is nothing like the feeling of being forgotten
    by someone you could never forget
    ...
    
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20. green_llama
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:20am UTC
    Fave this if Harold the Giraffe ever came to your primary school :)
    
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