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graciegurl167

1. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:32pm UTC
   NN )
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2. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:27pm UTC
   Why isnt there mouse flavored cat food?!?!?!?!?!?
   
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3. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:21pm UTC
   Does a fish get cramps after eating????
   
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4. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:20pm UTC
   Why do people look up when they think?
   
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5. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:18pm UTC
   <<<
   there's no rewind button for life
   
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6. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:15pm UTC
   The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a persons determination.
   
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7. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:13pm UTC
   Why does unscented hairspray smell??
   
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8. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:11pm UTC
   Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
   
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9. graciegurl167
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   May 16, 2009 1:08pm UTC
   believe.
   
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10. graciegurl167
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    May 16, 2009 1:01pm UTC
    I get bye
    with a little help
    from my friends
    
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11. graciegurl167
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    May 16, 2009 12:53pm UTC
    When life rains on your parade...
    bring out the slip N slide.
    
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12. graciegurl167
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    April 5, 2009 12:49pm UTC
    Love Life
    
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13. graciegurl167
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    April 5, 2009 12:41pm UTC
    I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse.
    
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14. graciegurl167
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    April 5, 2009 12:30pm UTC
    i'm the type of girl who gets kicked out of the movie theateres for laughing too hard.
    
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15. graciegurl167
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    April 5, 2009 12:28pm UTC
    shoosh girl
    shut your lips
    do the helen keller
    and talk with your hips
    
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16. graciegurl167
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    March 23, 2009 1:14pm UTC
    soccer players kick grass
    
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17. graciegurl167
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    March 23, 2009 1:13pm UTC
    Don't judge a book from it's cover.
    
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18. graciegurl167
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    March 23, 2009 1:06pm UTC
    friends are like stars.
    can't see them all the time....
    but you know they are always there.
    
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19. graciegurl167
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    March 23, 2009 1:00pm UTC
    friends are the siblings that God never gave us
    
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20. graciegurl167
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    March 16, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
    but if the doctor is cute...
    SCREW THE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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