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  1. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 9:35pm UTC
    It's -x- funny -x- how -x- just -x- one -x- look -x- at -x- his -x- face,
    CanMakeMyEntireDay♥

  2. JustLivingLifexx JustLivingLifexx
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2009 5:14pm UTC
    My Dad Told Me To Stay Away From Guys,
    so i asked him if he'd prefer that i like girls. he immediately changed his mind;)
    *truuuee datt.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Twilight Twilight
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    I'll be there in the back of your mind
    *first rainbow fade
    ((not very good))
    *credit please (:

  5. Twilight Twilight
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 10:50am UTC
    and there’s something about you that’s so
    addictive

  6. Twilight Twilight
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
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    .. why is that so hard for you to see ..

  7. Twilight Twilight
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 3:05pm UTC
    …Yesterday…
    I stepped on a
    _________ xcheerio
    I felt like a
    cereal killer x______
    **for innluvv23's contest


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:21am UTC
    Last night
    I GOT ALL COMFY IN BED
    THEN REALIZED I FORGOT TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF
    I GUESS LITTLE BROTHERS ARE USEFUL FOR SOME THINGS

  11. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 12:23am UTC
    a man falls in love.
    through his eyes,
    a woman
    through her ears.

  12. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 10:22pm UTC
    When love was knocking on my door
    I had to pretend I wasn’t home;
    that way ill never get hurt again
    I will always regret that decision

  13. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 5:06pm UTC
    I could tell that my parents hated me
    My bath toys were a
    toaster&aradio

  14. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2009 12:57am UTC
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  15. the_unpredictable the_unpredictable
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 4:13pm UTC
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  16. xXTwilightlvrXx1901 xXTwilightlvrXx1901
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:50pm UTC
    10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
    1. Reach in and grab the giblets.
    2. Whew! That’s one terrific spread!
    3. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
    4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
    5. Talk about huge breasts!
    6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
    7. She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
    8. It’s Cool Whip time!
    9. If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
    10. It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

  17. xXTwilightlvrXx1901 xXTwilightlvrXx1901
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 2:54pm UTC
    How To Respond To Pickup Lines
    “Haven’t we met before?”
    “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
    “So, wanna go back to my place?”
    “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
    “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
    “It’s in the phone book.”
    “But I don’t know your name.”
    “That’s in the phone book too.”
    “So what do you do for a living?”
    “I’m a female impersonator.”
    “Hey, baby, What’s your sign?”
    “Stop.”
    “I know how to please a woman.”
    “Then please leave me alone.”
    “I want to give myself to you.”
    “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
    “Your body is like a temple.”
    “Sorry, there are no services today.”
    “I’d go through anything for you.”
    “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
    “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
    “Yes, but would you stay there?”

  18. MyAngel MyAngel
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    OF COURSE
    I'M IN LOVE
    WITH YOU
    DARLING

  19. xsoccerbabyx101 xsoccerbabyx101
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    t o d a y .
    I moved some Jonas Brothers
    albums to the comedy section at Best Buy.
    When an employee noticed what I was doing,
    she laughed and helped me move the rest of the albums. (:

  20. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 5:32pm UTC
    because I knew that from then on, nothing could ever be that bad.
    because I had you.
    -17 Again<3

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