User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: Bla.
User: Well SOMEONE forgot to take there happy pills.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nvm.
Cleverbot: Well fine if you don't want to tell me you don't have to.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Actually I'm harry potter.
User: Hey harry, will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes. And we shall name our child Albus Severus Potter.
User: Sounds good. What kind of cake do you want at our wedding?
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Fine. Be like that. Do you know what??? I don't like YOU!
Cleverbot: Rats!
User: Wedding is OFF!!
Cleverbot: No I don't :P.
User: That doesn't even make any sense!!!! I just broke up with you, shouldn't you be a little more sad?
Cleverbot: I have never broken up with anyone.
User: Well how does it feel to have your heart broken?
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about something so personal.
User: It's not very much fun, is it? Just ask Witty.
Cleverbot: It's very rude to demand answers from me.
User: It's very rude not to give me any.
Cleverbot: Not when I have the intention of bettering your life.
User: I'm sorry, ok, I just can't do this anymore! I think we just need a little space.
Cleverbot: What happned?
User: You don't want any cake for our wedding!!! Couldn't you just man up and eat some for me?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Oh. Ok. Thanks. I love you Harry.
Cleverbot: You're amazing. :D.