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godslovegivesmehopehappy witty anniversary!

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  1. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    ITS OFFICIAL
    >> i am completely, totally, and utterly in love with him

  2. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    REAL CONVERSATION ME AND MY BF JUST HAD!
    Him: ugh, i love you too much.
    Me: so, is there any reason you just said that?
    Him: I just wanted to let you know<3
    sorry to all those girls looking for the perfect guy, he's taken :)

  3. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 2:05am UTC
    HEY WITTY! I JUST HAD MY FIRST
    KISS!!!
    I was at a party and she had a little tree house on the ground she used to play in when she was little, we went in, and came out with the BEST FEELING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!
    It would be great if you could comment about yours :)

  4. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:26am UTC
    User: Hiya.
    Cleverbot: Bla.
    User: Well SOMEONE forgot to take there happy pills.
    Cleverbot: What?
    User: Nvm.
    Cleverbot: Well fine if you don't want to tell me you don't have to.
    User: Good.
    Cleverbot: Actually I'm harry potter.
    User: Hey harry, will you marry me?
    Cleverbot: Yes. And we shall name our child Albus Severus Potter.
    User: Sounds good. What kind of cake do you want at our wedding?
    Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
    User: Fine. Be like that. Do you know what??? I don't like YOU!
    Cleverbot: Rats!
    User: Wedding is OFF!!
    Cleverbot: No I don't :P.
    User: That doesn't even make any sense!!!! I just broke up with you, shouldn't you be a little more sad?
    Cleverbot: I have never broken up with anyone.
    User: Well how does it feel to have your heart broken?
    Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about something so personal.
    User: It's not very much fun, is it? Just ask Witty.
    Cleverbot: It's very rude to demand answers from me.
    User: It's very rude not to give me any.
    Cleverbot: Not when I have the intention of bettering your life.
    User: I'm sorry, ok, I just can't do this anymore! I think we just need a little space.
    Cleverbot: What happned?
    User: You don't want any cake for our wedding!!! Couldn't you just man up and eat some for me?
    Cleverbot: Yes I can.
    User: Oh. Ok. Thanks. I love you Harry.
    Cleverbot: You're amazing. :D.

  5. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 2:34am UTC
    && then SUDDENLY,
    the guy you LIKE becomes the guy you
    LOVE

  6. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 1:54am UTC
    That akward moment
    When you can't find your pen
    so you put it down to go look for it
    :)

  7. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    He's just a guy,
    I'm just a girl
    It's a dark and evil world
    So you'd better get used to crying
    He's just a guy
    I'm just a girl
    He's a rock and I'm a pearl
    Why does it feel like inside I'm dying?
    He seems so strong
    I feel so weak I wear my heart upon my sleeve
    Next time I'll be more bullet proof
    Don't dream too far cuz when you wake
    you'll find that life's a big mistake
    And it'll tear your heart in two

  8. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    Her: Jace, you should ask her out
    Him: Okay, do you want to go outside with me?
    Me: *internally slapping forehead* Were already outside.
    Her: No, I mean like as MORE than friends.
    Him: *gasp* YOU MEAN LIKE EXTRA FRIENDS?????
    Me: *sigh*
    HE'S A KEEPER!!!

  9. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    He's just a guy,
    I'm just a girl
    It's a dark and evil world
    So you'd better get used to crying
    He's just a guy
    I'm just a girl
    He's a rock and I'm a pearl
    Why does it feel like inside I'm dying?
    He seems so strong
    I feel so weak I wear my heart upon my sleeve
    Next time I'll be more bullet proof
    Don't dream too far cuz when you wake
    you'll find that life's a big mistake
    And it'll tear your heart in two

  10. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    I was chatting the guy i like and he said that i was gorgeous!!! yes!!

  11. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Real conversation i had with me, my friend, and one of my best guyfriends.
    Her: Jace, you should ask her out
    Him: Okay, do you want to go outside with me?
    Me: *internally slapping forehead* Were already outside.
    Her: No, I mean like as MORE than friends.
    Him: *gasp* YOU MEAN LIKE EXTRA FRIENDS?????
    Me: *sigh*
    HE'S A KEEPER!!!

  12. godslovegivesmehope godslovegivesmehope happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Whenever you are caught sleeping in class, shout;
    AMEN!

:)

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