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jessxsmile
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August 30, 2010 7:14pm UTC

The guy who discovered milk . . .
What was he doing with that cow?

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 10:29pm UTC

" Hey did you ask yet? "
" No, my mom's in a bad mood. "

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 10:42pm UTC

I'm paranoid because the spider I
saw five seconds ago isn't there
anymore.

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 6:54pm UTC

‎Why is Monday so far away from
Friday, and Friday so bloody close
to Monday.

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J_money
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August 30, 2010 8:39pm UTC

Pauly D's face and hair
+
Mike's abs
+
Ronnie's muscle
+
Vinny's personality
=
REALLY HOT GUY

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UnwrittenTragedy__x3
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August 30, 2010 8:19pm UTC

Principal Franklin: No Gibby, in fact your answer was so far off, we're calling your parents and having you tested.
Gibby: Again?!?!

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CandEProductions
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August 19, 2010 9:59pm UTC

wonderin' why we bother with love
If it never lasts
♥

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mslovecomplicated
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August 14, 2010 11:47pm UTC

GUY: WHY DO GIRLS WEAR SO MUCH MAKE-UP?
GIRL: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY UGLY...OR MAYBE THEY LIKE SOMEONE.
GUY:WELL THAN WHICH IS IT FOR YOU?
GIRL: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M UGLY?
GUY:NO I'M IMPLYING THAT ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAYED EYES ON YOU MAY THINK OTHERWISE SO THAN I MUST TRUELY BE IMPLYING THAT YOU LIKE SOMEONE... SO WHO IS IT?
GIRL: JUST SOME GUY WHO IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER...
GUY:WELL DO I KNOW HIM, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
GIRL:HE LIVES NEXT DOOR, DIRTY BLONDE HAIR, HAZEL EYES, AND HE IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST LIKE RIGHT ABOUT NOW...
(PICKS UP CELL PHONE AND DIALS #)
GUY:WELL THATS FREAKY HOLD I HAVE TO GET THIS.."HELLO"
GIRL:DO YOU GET WHO IT IS NOW?
♥♥♥♥

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12kimble13
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August 15, 2010 9:07am UTC

Does anyone else scream,
"Run, Forest, Run"
When they see someone running?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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TheMahlee
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August 15, 2010 4:04am UTC

Absolutely no credit to me. Goes to itsvianna.
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
I hate it when
i just start to make a
MILKSHAKE
& boys turn
up in my yard.
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

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ForeverYoungx3
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 7:59pm UTC

Freddy: "Do you see anything?"
Carly: "Just trees, bushes, ha. and two squirrels wrestling!"
Freddy: "Carly, they arent wrestling..."
couple minutes later...
Spencer; "Did you see those squirrels?!"
Carly: "I dont wanna talk about it.."
What happened to Nickelodeon!?

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courtney_loves_to_sing
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 12:37am UTC

Don't you hate it when...
Edward reads your mind.
You stop believing, and Journey comes after you.
You find out your father is Darth Vader.
It rains, and Rihanna has your umbrella.
Your closet won't let you go to Narnia.
Lady Gaga keeps poking your face.
You miss the train to Hogwarts and have to take the flying car.
Michael Buble hasn't met you yet.
Britney Spears won't stop asking you where Amy is.
Cady Heron pushes you in front of a bus.
Paris keeps asking you to be her new BFF.
You're laughing, and your butt falls off.
Angelina Jolie adopts you.
Welcome to my life.

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live_laugh_love122
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 10:51pm UTC

My friend's brother's version of billionare:
I wanna be a PANDA BEAR, so fricken bad.
Eat all kinds of foods i never had.
I wanna be on the cover of zoo magazine
smiling next to Mickey and Snoopy.
oh every time they close my cage,
i see my name in shinny bars. yeaah.
a different menu every night
Oh i, i swear, the zoo better prepare...
for when i'm a PANDA BEAR!!

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Nicklebee
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 11:26pm UTC

Joyce was 13 when Tom moved next door to her. He swore that he'd marry *her* someday.
For 3 years he tried to go out with her but she refused.
He said he'd stop after one date, so she went on a date.
She swears she fell in love with him that night.
Happy 50th anniversary Grandma and Grandpa.

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xxbambii16xx
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 10:15pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LostInStereoSound
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 3:31pm UTC

90% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber
Jamp off a 6 story building. 9% would
grab a lawn chair and some popcorn.
Favorite this if your the 1% that would
push him off and say;
'Sorry, You took to long'

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kiwi145623
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 11:21am UTC

Dammit im mad,
>>is the same<<
backwards.

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soccergirl47292
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 12:16pm UTC

Twilight's okay,
but vampires suck is gonna be so much better ;D
anyone agree?

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kiwi145623
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 11:38am UTC

Lets eat grandma!
or..
Lets eat, grandma!
-Punctuation saves lives.

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