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1. Alaska Young*
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   Fave for confessions
   i'll do evey single one i pinky swear
   
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2. soccergoalie12
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Are there more girls or boys on Witty?
   Fav if your a girl
   Comment if your a boy
   If you don't know wich one to pick, you have got some serious issues
   
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3. misscrazy33
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 9:30pm UTC
   if a guy rejects you,
   a friend will wipe your tears
   but a best friend will go to him & say:
   "it's because you're gay, isn't it?" ♥
   
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4. FunZy0x4
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   'hey, did you get a haircut?'
   'No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..'
   
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5. luluwashere21
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. nicole_xxx143xxx
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   Whey you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.
   
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7. GillyHicks
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 9:52pm UTC
   i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
   not my format.
   
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8. Kalliefornia
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
   YEAH,I SPENT IT ON WITTY
   NOT OUT IN THE CITY
   OH, IT'S SUCH A PITY
   LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
   I CAME HERE TO VENT
   AND EVEN LEFT A COMMENT
   WASN'T OUT AT SOME EVENT
   THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
   DO IT ALL AGAIN
   
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9. Madz24x7
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
   & I just shook my family tree,
   & a bunch of nuts fell out.
   
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10. belieberanator
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    Boy: Marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you?? Leave please!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..
    
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11. idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    In elementary school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Eatin' chocolate"
    In high school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Your mom."
    format credit to; idance.
    
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12. idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.
    
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13. idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    format credit to: idance.♥
    READING STUPID POSTERS AROUND THE WALLS
    when you're
    BORED IN CLASS.
    
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14. idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Mom: Have fun! Be safe!
    Kid: No.
    Mom: What?
    Kid: I can't do both.
    
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15. Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian's marriage
    was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at casey anthonys house
    credit;yourbackbonebroseph
    
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16. nadinelg98
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    AND...
    who else can't wait until 11:11 on
    11/11/11?
    
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17. Cool_As_Hell
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I would beat the sh*t out of you
    but then that would be animal cruelty.
    
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18. brooke123
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    highlight this if your name is amanda
    fav if ur name is not amanda
    
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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