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soccergoalie12

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Member Since: 17 Dec 2011 10:15pm

Last Seen: 13 Oct 2012 09:53am

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  1. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Parents really wanna go there? Punishing you for lying???
    Well, my guilty guardians, I guess you have forgotten:
    Tooth Fairy
    Santa Claus
    Easter Bunny
    Yaaaa...... You better shut the front door!

  2. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    What's the whole point of birthday presents?
    The first person to think of it must've thought:
    Well, since I was born today, I think I deserve PRESENTS!!!!!

  3. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    To tell a fun friend from a boring one, you simply do this:
    You: Hi. I'm on my magical flying zebra to narnia!!!
    Boring Friend: What?????
    You: Hi. I'm on my magical flying zebra to narnia!!!
    Fun Friend: O ya? Well I'm on my magical flying unicorn on my way to NEVERLAND!!!!

  4. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Don't worry, i can be your SUPERHERO!!!!
    My 5 year old cousin said that to me when i was balling my veyes out about my breakup:) family is always there 4 u

  5. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    You know he's the one when:
    You feel warm around him
    Your inbox is 90% full with messages from him
    He's in your dreams
    In school, you hope your paired up with him
    Think about him ALL the time
    An your not afraid to tell him how you feel about him
    <3

  6. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Are there more girls or boys on Witty?
    Fav if your a girl
    Comment if your a boy
    If you don't know wich one to pick, you have got some serious issues

  7. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    FLY like a G6

  8. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    cgfkyf

  9. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Fav if you've been
    you've been hurt
    bullied
    treated like your worth nothing
    beaten down
    excluded
    We have all been there

  10. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Valentines Day
    just another day to remind myself that no one loves me

  11. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    When you break the pencil sharpener, and everyone stares at you

  12. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you drop a piece of popcorn down your shirt and look like an idiot trying to get it out....

  13. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you drop a piece of poporn down your shirt....

  14. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Next time you say your tired of walking
    or your legs are hurting,
    double think it.
    My best friend had a terrible car accident,
    where a drunk driver hit her car from the side.
    She is paralyzed, and will never walk again.
    Please, I'm just asking you to be thankful about how mobile you are.

  15. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    My friend, who is going blind,
    kept saying to me, "Your so beautiful:)"
    I kept telling her to stop and I'm not.
    Then I got the call.
    She's blind and will never be able to see again.
    A few years later,
    I ran into her at the supermarket with her
    husband. I told her who I was, and with a smile,
    ahe said "I can't see you, but I bet you are still as beautiful as ever:)"
    Some thing , you just don't forget<3

  16. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Say "FX" aloud, and fav if you see what i mean.
    MIND=BLOWN

  17. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Tell her you love her
    Let her down,
    Break her heart,
    Make her cut,
    Because you "love" her, right?

  18. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    When i get a text "O! i hope its him!!!"
    When i realize its u "O, i will answer later."

  19. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    When your home alone, and burst into song
    that right there describes me;)

  20. soccergoalie12 soccergoalie12
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    you will always have that one neighbor that will get mad at all of the little kids,
    go to bed at 9,
    never participate in any street parties,
    and seems skatchy......

:)

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