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girlslyfe

1. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 2:19pm UTC
   Now I’m invisible to you? Cool, I’ve always wanted a superpower.
   
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2. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   Teacher: "Why are you late?" Me: "Cause the bell rang before I got here? Duhhh.."
   
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3. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either. HA!
   
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4. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we'll never be anything more?
   
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5. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:41pm UTC
   The player always ends up played. When you attempt to play the one who actually cares about you, you're actually playing yourself.
   
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6. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   I love you so much that if we were in a sinking ship with one life jacket left...
   I'd miss you a lot.
   
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7. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:37pm UTC
   Dear Impossible, Screw you, I just made a campfire under water. Sincerely, Spongebob.
   
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8. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
   Girl's dictionary:
   NO = YES.
   Maybe = No.
   We need = I want.
   We need to talk = You're in deep trouble.
   
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9. girlslyfe
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   He saw you.
   He met you.
   He wanted you.
   He liked you.
   He chased you.
   He got you.
   He had you.<3........
   He got bored.
   He left.
   
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10. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    LIFE
    isnt about waiting
    FOR THE STORM
    to pass it is about
    LEARNING TO
    DANCE
    IN THE RAIN
    
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11. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    *sending a long text*
    *waiting for a reply*
    OMG
    he texted back
    He said "K"
    So when he gets hit by a bus
    Ima be like "K"
    
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12. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Yes, I've made mistakes.
    But you know what? Life didn't come with instructions..
    
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13. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Hi spider.
    Nice spider.
    Let me pet you, with my SHOE!
    Haha spider.
    Dead spider.
    
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14. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    me: i dont like him.
    me: i dont like him.
    me: i dont like him.
    him: hi.
    me: sweet jesus why are you so perfect.♥
    
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15. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Its not my fault i fell in love with you
    Your the one that trppied me.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I don't hate you............
    I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
    
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17. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Flipping my hair, and not knowing
    if I'm pretending to be Willow Smith
    or overwhelming One Direction....
    
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18. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Any guy who rejects a girl
    because she's not "pretty
    enough" doesn't deserve
    ANY girl.
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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19. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    I dont care if i can't sing.
    this is my favorite song.
    therefore i will sing.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. girlslyfe
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    I’m not flirting.
    I’m just being extra nice to someone who is
    extra attractive.
    ;)
    
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