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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 5:51pm UTC

So let's go back
to the days when We were still the best of friends
& when we still talked to eachother
beause right now, this is
Hopeless
I made<3

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 18, 2009 9:46pm UTC

Oh, let's get rich
and buy our parents homes in the South of France
let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters
and teach them how to dance
let's get rich and build our house on a mountain
making everybody look like ants
From Way Up There
You and I, You and I

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 9, 2009 6:27pm UTC

&; It's not enough to say that I miss you
R.I.P
(Initials.Go.Here.)

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 2:02pm UTC

Answering machine message #11
"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo?
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you...
That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP."
Credit for the edit

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 2:00pm UTC

Answering machine message #10
[Note the spelling in this one!]
After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what? You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn....
continue series?

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 5, 2009 3:40pm UTC

“I am only one, but still I am one.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
and because I cannot do everything,
I will not refuse to do something that I can do. ”
~Helen Keller~

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 5, 2009 1:42am UTC

Funny Thoughts #2
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish,
"I wish you would not grant me this wish"
what would you do?
do a series? Credit for the edit :]

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 4, 2009 3:01pm UTC

High-School:
When everyone turns out to be
the person they swore they'd
never become

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 4, 2009 2:51pm UTC

Google Knows
what willis is talking about
Credit for the edit :]

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 4, 2009 2:47pm UTC

Youmakeme
feel like I belong somewhere.
♫======��======♫ ♫======��======♫

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 4, 2009 12:18am UTC

This is me, honestly
you were right I was wrong
all along but tonight were still young
so i'm leaving from the town were both from
because tonight has become what I feared that it would
L&L<3

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 10:28pm UTC

Answering machine message #9
(Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets;
to the tune of "Frere Jacques"):
We're not here now, We're not here now,
Don't hang up, Don't hang up,
Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number,
We'll call back, We'll call back.
request from: xoLivYxo33 : thank you so much :]

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 10:21pm UTC

Funny Thoughts #1
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
do a series? Credit for the edit :]

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 10:17pm UTC

Answering machine message #8
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 3, 2009 10:14pm UTC

Answering machine message #7
i, you have reached _(phone number)__ you have a chance to win one million dollars if you can answer the following
1. What is your name?
2. What is your phone number?
3. Why did you call this number?

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 2, 2009 4:34pm UTC

Answering machine message #6
(From a Japanese fellow in Toronto) He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 2, 2009 3:24am UTC

Answering machine message #5
Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message Rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 2, 2009 3:02am UTC

Answering machine message #4
(In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking...

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 7:26pm UTC

Answering machine message #3
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 5:18pm UTC

Answering machine message #2
Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his/her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

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