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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 5:00pm UTC

BRO! HE JUST CALLED YOU KIM KARDASHIAN!
OH HELL NOOOOOO! HOLD MY DIVORCE PAPERS!
(:

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 6:44pm UTC

Right when i thought
you were gone...
you came
right
back
to
me
<3

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
November 13, 2011 2:14pm UTC

Wise words of my mom:
Me: Mom, for Christmas I want new Uggs, but I want boots && moccasins.
Mom: ASK ME WHEN MY LAST NAME IS ROCKEFELLER!
Me: O_____o
Wise words of myself:
Sarah: when you go trick-or-treating, do you like, take one piece of candy, or two?
Me: haven't you done this before?
Sarah: nooo, I've never been trick-or-treating.
Me: who hasn't gone trick-or-treating?
Sarah: me.
Me: WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS AND WHY ARE THEY RAISING YOU?

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 8:06pm UTC

Did anyone notice...
11/11/11 @ 11:11
happens twice today?

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:49pm UTC

I just thought I'd make it easy for you....
✂--- Please ----Cut---♥--------- Here-------

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 4:49pm UTC

Friend: i LUV u :)
Me: please don't spell it that way.
Friend: why not? >.>
Me: because there are NO shortcuts to LOVE.
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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 8:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when;
you're watching a scary movie and the person walks down the stairs and yells,
"HELLO?!"
yeah, like the guys' gunna say,
"Hey, i'm in the kitchen, wanna sandwich?"

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 8:36pm UTC

remember all those times i swore i needed you?
i'm here without you baby,
& i
SURVIVED.

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:14pm UTC

Hater: you look like a squirrel!
You: I FREAKING LOVE SQUIRRELS! <3
Hater: o____o
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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:10pm UTC

Friend: What's upp? :)
You: well, so far today i fell down my stairs rushing for the bus because i woke up late, failed my english exam, my boyfriend broke up with me, my best friend and i got into a fight, my dog died, and i got locked out of my house after school. hbu?
Friend: just baking cookies....
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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Friend: Supp?
You: IJFOMPUALIAPOG!!!!
Friend: WTF?!
You: I just fell off my pet unicorn and landed in a pile of glitter. DUH!
Friend: O.o
OWNED
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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 7:26pm UTC

I'M THE KIND OF GIRL...
That will burst out
laughing,
at something that <3
happened
yesterday.
Gingerbieber13

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gingerbieber13
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 7:21pm UTC

T H A T A W K W A R D M O M E N T
When your on an elevator, & all of a sudden a really fat person gets on & catches you
looking at the weight limit
sign...
GingerBieber13

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