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gilmore_obsessed_154
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April 1, 2009 4:08pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #14
Rory- I'll have Frank honk before we leave.
Lorelai- Why?
Rory- Because it's fun
Rory and Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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April 1, 2009 4:06pm UTC

Some see the glass as half full.
Some see the glass as half empty.
But I just say...
Whos been drinking my chocolate milk?!?!?!
Credit to my friend "Red" aka Chris
Please ask before you steal and give credit

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 28, 2009 4:52pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #13
Max: Okay, Okay, um, how about coffee? Do you like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.
Max and Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 28, 2009 4:51pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #12
Rory- and i just got hit by a deer
Mr.Madina- you hit a deer?!
Rory- No i got hit by a deer
Rory and her teacher
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 28, 2009 4:50pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #11
Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus...
Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke and Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 23, 2009 6:51pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #10
Because I love you you idiot!
Rory
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 23, 2009 6:46pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #9
Rory- so what path do I follow?
Lorelai- which one looks more intentional?
Rory- no post-it path looks intentional
Rory and Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 22, 2009 12:44pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #8
(Luke steps closer to Lorelai)
Lorelai- (steps back) What are you doing?
Luke- Just stand still
(Luke kisses Lorelai then they stop)
(Lorelai steps closer to Luke)
Luke- What are you doing?
Lorelai- Just stand still
(Lorelai kisses Luke)
Lorelai and Luke
Gilmore Girls
Oh and by the way...
FINALLY!

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 22, 2009 12:40pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #7
Lorelai: Well, I can't take it back to Yale.
Luke: I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
Lorelai: Well, then I'm stuck here.
Luke: Fine, because I need my truck back.
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke: I'm not taking the mattress.
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck.
Luke: But that means you take the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: We've been here before.
Lorelai: I recognize that tree.
Luke and Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 22, 2009 12:37pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #6
Oy with the poodles already
Lorelai
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 20, 2009 12:46pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #5
Lorelai: Wanna play?
Rory: 1..2..3?
Lorelai: I'll go first!
Rory: And one!
Lorelai: Pass
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because I'm not Anna Nicole Smith! Next.
Rory: And two!
Lorelai: Pass.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because I'm not Mary Kay Leutorneau!
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Looking for my new husband.
Rory: She's already passed up 2 good prospects. Hey Luke came to the table. Does that make him number three?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: You don't even know what we're doing.
Luke: Well the safest answer involving to the 2 of you is no.
Rory: We're playing 1..2..3 he's yours.
Luke: I didn't ask.
Rory: You could take the 1st guy that walks by or if you pass assumuing there is someone better out there, you could take him and if you pass the 2nd guy, you're automatically stuck with the 3rd guy.
Luke: I'm not playing.
Lorelai: Of course not! It's still my turn!
Rory: Ok guy number 3 crosses the street right now.
[Kirk comes by]
Lorelai: Noo!
Rory: Daddy!
Lorelai: Not Kirk!
Rory: Maybe he'll buy me a pony!
Lorelai: I want to go back with the old guy!
[Luke goe to Kirk]
Luke: Congratulations, man.
Kirk: Uhh... Thank you.
[Lorelai and Rory giggle]
Kirk: What?
Lorelai: Nothing.
[resumes giggling]
Kirk: Did someone put that "Kick me" sign on my back again? It wasn't funny last week and it's not funny now! I have asthma!
Rory: Mom! He's leaving!
Lorelai:[in a high pitch voice]Oh no no! Kirk come back! I love you! [normal voice] DRAT! Ok you're turn.
Lorelai and Rory playing 1.. 2.. 3.. He's yours (with Krik and Luke too)
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 20, 2009 12:41pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #4
Sookie:Okay, here we go. Low fat, whole wheat blueberry pancakes.
Michel: Are there 12?
Sookie: 12 what?
Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast.
Sookie: Or what?
Michel: What do you mean, or what?
Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries?
Michel: This is a silly conversation.
Sookie: Would you die?
Michel: Just hand me the plate.
Sookie: Only if you don't count.
Michel: I won't count.
Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.'
Michel: [raises his hand] ... Pick another group.
Sookie: Nope.
Michel: [slams hand down] I hate you! Hate you!
Sookie and Michel
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 20, 2009 12:38pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #3
Someone devil-egged my car?
Jess Mariano
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 20, 2009 12:37pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #2
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!!
Lorelai: My existence??
Emily: No Lorelai not everything is about you
Lorelai and Emily
Gilmore Girls

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gilmore_obsessed_154
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March 20, 2009 12:30pm UTC

Gilmore Girls quote #1
People are particularly stupid today. I cannot talk to any of them
Michel
Gilmore Girls

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