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1. gigi1792
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 4:53pm UTC
   What is...
   Spongebob with Patrick?
   Winnie with Pooh?
   Rocky with CeCe?
   Tinka with Gunther?
   Alex with Harper?
   Micky with Minnie?
   Him with You?
   You with Me?
   It's Destiny.
   
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2. gigi1792
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   June 20, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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3. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   Random Fact #6
   Being right-handed can prolong your life: If you’re right-handed, you could live up to nine years longer than a lefty.
   found on internet,don't hate.
   
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4. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:45pm UTC
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5. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:39pm UTC
   Random Fact #4
   If you are snoring, then you cannot be dreaming.
   
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6. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:33pm UTC
   Random Fact #3
   You forget 90% of your dream.
   
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7. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   Random Fact #3
   The average person has about 1,460 dreams a year. That’s about four per night.
   
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8. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   Random Fact #2
   You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
   
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9. gigi1792
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   June 18, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   Random Fact #1
   When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's from happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it is pain.
   
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10. gigi1792
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    When someone is "SAD,"
    it means they want to, Suck A Dick, SAD now?
    
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11. gigi1792
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    June 17, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    When your teacher gives you homework,
    tell him/her,: Ms./Mr./Mrs.__________, "Where is the love?"
    
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12. gigi1792
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Only SEXY people can read this quote.
    Wow.
    You are a SEXY person. You have completed Mission 1. Not so fast. There are more missions. If I get over 2000 favs, then I will continue. Here is Mission 2:
    How sexy are you?
    A) Sexy. B) Sexier. C) Sexiest.
    Answer in the comments.
    This Mission was to show your confidence of how sexy you are.
    Let the NON-sexy people not know why this is faved a lot.
    
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13. gigi1792
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    SHUT UP
    I wear heels bigger than
    YOUR DICK.
    nmf,nmq
    
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14. gigi1792
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    June 15, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk
    "At McDonalds, you held up french
    frie and screamed out, "FREEDOM!"
    
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15. gigi1792
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Say '' i ''
    Then spell, M-A-P,
    Then say ''Ness''
    nmq
    
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16. gigi1792
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    June 12, 2011 1:37pm UTC
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17. gigi1792
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    June 12, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    I want a real relationship;
    not a Facebook one.
    
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18. gigi1792
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    June 12, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    Find a guy,
    who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
    who calls you back when you hang up on him,
    who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
    or to stay awake to watch you sleep...
    wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
    who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
    who hold your hand in front of friends,
    who thinks your just as pretty without your makeup on.
    One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.... the one who turns to his friends and say,
    'that's her.'
    
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19. gigi1792
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    June 12, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    A lion wouldn't cheat,
    but a tiger wood.
    
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20. gigi1792
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    June 12, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    Give Ke$ha her glitter back,
    or this place about to blow.
    
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