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getmebro

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Member Since: 4 Aug 2011 10:04pm

Last Seen: 12 Feb 2012 01:59am

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Hey my name is Asa.
          My life consists of about 5 things Food, Friends, Family, Lacrosse, and guys. I hate Snobby Bitches more than anything. Facebook is my second home. 

  1. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    And I'm sorry that its over
    But I couldn't pass up the opportunity
    To be me
    Again
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  2. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Don't Trip over b i t c h e s
    walk over them
    ♥♥♥

  3. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    When I was younger
    My Parents would always spell things that they didn't want my brother and I to hear. My brother is 15 and they still spell infront of him.

  4. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    When I was younger
    My Parents would always spell things that we didn't want my brother and I to hear. My brother is 15 and they still spell infront of him.

  5. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Random Fact #6
    The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.

  6. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:49am UTC
    Random Fact #5
    The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

  7. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Random Fact #4
    80% of 10 year old girls in the U.S. go on a diet.

  8. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:36am UTC
    Random fact #3
    An elephant can die due to a broken heart. How sad

  9. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:32am UTC
    Random Fact #2
    It is illegal for men to wear strapless dresses in Miami, Florida.

  10. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:27am UTC
    Random facts #1
    There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
    Series?

  11. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:15am UTC
    Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple on Conch Street in the town of Bikini Bottom.
    Just thought I should tell you.

  12. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    My minivan brings all the boys to the yard

  13. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Why do I keep runnin'
    from the truth all
    i ever think about
    is you. ♥

  14. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Who died and crowned you king.

  15. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your parents don't say i love you back.

  16. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:43am UTC
    My ex boyfriend called me to turn on the radio. Our song was playing. All I could think about was theres still hope.

  17. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:39am UTC
    [And if only you could see]
    [That we were meant to be]

  18. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:56am UTC
    Why do you smoke like honestly

  19. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:49am UTC
    Did you ever love me

  20. getmebro getmebro
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 12:36am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zkYUB1EUdg&feature=watch_response
    Greatest video ever.

:)

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