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  1. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    "It's not a purse,
    It's a satchel
    Indiana Jones wears one."

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Dear kindergarteners,
    If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. nm
    Sincerely, High School+ Middle School

    nmq/fnm

  3. Kurousagi3 Kurousagi3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Your mom will always decide
    to vacuum during the climatic parts of whatever you're watching

  4. stefthebest27 stefthebest27
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    i fear one day
    i will meet god,
    he will sneeze,
    and i wont know
    what to say
    nmf

  5. vwongz vwongz
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    I Can'T hear you its too dark in hEre!
    -Patrick Star ♥

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    When you are sneaking past your
    parents room and the floor cracks-__-

  7. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    That teenage girl moment when...
    You have no where to put your phone so you put it in your bra
    NMF

  8. ilovebubbles ilovebubbles
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    friday,(11/11/11) at 11:11
    &will be the day I make one last shot at wishing for you
    If it doesn't work
    I will cry.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ktaylor ktaylor
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend who has the same look on her face that's like ; "yea, of course i'm yours" That's true friendship.

  11. ollliiiviiaaox ollliiiviiaaox
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    i always end up laughing
    when i pretend to be asleep..

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Mocking people in a voice
    That don't even have ♥

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    I'm not afraid of the dark.
    Just robbers, murderers, rapists,people shooting me through the window, burgalers,stalkers & kidnappers.

  14. dancex04 dancex04
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    fave if,
    you should be doing your homework,
    studying, or texting people back..
    but instead, your on here♥.

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    THERE SHOULD BE AN AWARD FOR
    Whoever uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it
    ♥♥♥

  16. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    My Eyes During A Hard Test: (←_←)(←_←)(→_→)(→_→)
    Teacher Comes By Me: (↓_ ↓)
    Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)

  17. Roseypolleyolley Roseypolleyolley
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    You were a 90's kid if...
    You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.<3

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    You can go anywhere on Google earth
    And the first place you go to?
    your house...

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    DEAR KINDERGARTNERS,
    If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely,
    HIGH SCHOOLERS

  20. glambertized glambertized
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    Who else thinks
    FULL HOUSE
    should have a
    REUNION?!

:)

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