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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. shoutittotheworldd shoutittotheworldd
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 11:50am UTC
    Parents :
    they make messes; blame it on us then make us clean it

  3. geigercolette geigercolette
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 1:04pm UTC
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  4. nikkilicious34 nikkilicious34
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    QK
    Sideways ninja?
    I think so.

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    *has to take a sick day*
    Elementary School: Nooo! But Mommy, I wanna go to school!!! Pweaaasee!!
    Middle School: helll yeaah! tv, sleep, & special treatment alll day babbby :)
    High School: wtf is school ...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. arielleedanielaa arielleedanielaa
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    DEAR CALL OF DUTY,
    THANK YOU FOR MAINTAINING MY SON'S VIRGINITY. SINCERELY,
    RELIEVED PARENTS


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Esmee45 Esmee45
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    HEY I AM A GOLDFISH!
    I have a 3 second memory sp....
    HEY I'M A GOLDFISH!

  10. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:02pm UTC
    "You should read this book!"
    "Nah. I'll wait for the movie."

  11. Jodiiex3 Jodiiex3
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    Rhianna: Oh na na! What's my name?
    Chris Brown: Did I really hit her that hard?
    notmine

  12. Jodiiex3 Jodiiex3
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 1:33pm UTC
    "Wow! You've grown!"
    Yeah, that tends to happen...
    // not mine

  13. komak1006 komak1006
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 8:47pm UTC
    Who else thinks that
    guys
    should text girls first?

  14. EpicEllie EpicEllie
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    He broke her Heart.
    She broke his Xbox.
    W h o c r i e d h a r d e r ?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Bestupid Bestupid
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    I bet you'll never remember
    the things i'll never forget.

  17. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    She stood
    in her bathroom || looking in the mirror|| at the age of 7 ,
    washing her face trying to get the black and blue to wash away .
    She still had her play make up on but it was all messing from crying earlier.
    You see she had went to see her birth dad for her normal visit, however this time she decided to stand up for herself.
    && it got worse than normal , so she ran for her life.
    She got home bloody , her eye bruised and neck had hand prints.
    You see her daddy beat her , the person who was suppose to protect her.
    & now she was looking in the mirror trying to figure out what she did wrong.
    That little girl was me.

  18. J_money J_money
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 2:37pm UTC
    come kiss me
    in the snow. ♥

  19. JBluv JBluv
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    Opening a Holiday card and seeing a picture of a random family and thinking
    who the f uck are they?

  20. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 12:04pm UTC
    I was in my room
    Crying in the corner , there was a knock at my door and my sister walks in .
    I look up for a second with mascara running down my face
    & she comes running over to me and raps her arms around me
    && whispers in my ear
    Every things gonna be all right.

:)

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