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  1. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 1:59pm UTC
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  2. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

  3. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    I ate deep fried reeses last night.
    I can now feel my heart pumping slower.
    Cholestrol clogging my veins.
    But it was so worth it.

  4. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    The feeling that you get when you flip a sheep is remarkable.

  5. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:37pm UTC
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    My Rainbow Is Watching You!

  6. gaylord23 gaylord23
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    When I walk in the office, this is what I see (okay)
    Rachel and Jennie staring at me
    I got a goat in the parlor and I am not afraid to milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
    I’m a farmer and I know it
    What I Do At Home. #No Life

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