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1. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   ★Twinkle twinkle little slüt, name one guy you haven't fück ♫
   
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2. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 10:41am UTC
   I'm bored as fúck lol.
   
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3. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 12:46pm UTC
   Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
   
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4. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
   Never get jealous when
   you see your ex with someone else.
   Our parents taught us to give our used toys to
   the less fortunate.
   
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5. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   I am 50% obsessed with my looks!
   I own:
   [x] hair straightener
   [] curling iron
   [] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [x] gel
   [] other sprays
   [] bobby pins
   [x] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [] round barrel brush
   [] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [] I have dyed my hair
   [] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 6
   Eyes: I own
   [x] black eyeliner
   [x] other color eyeliner
   [x] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [] fake eyelashes
   [] eyelash curler
   [] eye shimmer
   [] contacts
   [] stunna shades
   [x] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 5
   Lips/Teeth: I own
   [x] clear lip gloss
   [] red or pink lip gloss
   [x] lipstick
   [] chap stick
   [] lip plumper
   [x] electric toothbrush
   [] teeth whitener
   [] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 4
   Complexion/Overall Face: I own
   [x] blush
   [x] moisturizer
   [] face wash
   [] bronzer
   [x] makeup remover
   [] face wipes
   [] powder
   [] cover up
   [] blotting papers
   TOTAL: 3
   Nails:
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [x] filer
   [] nail clipper
   [x] nail buffer
   [x] cuticle remover
   [x] nail hardener
   [] nail brush
   [x] fake nails
   [x] nail scissors
   TOTAL: 7
   OVERALL TOTAL: 25
   Now multiply your number by 2
   Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks
   
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6. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   Hey slüts,
   LOVE
   doesn't mean
   Legs Open Very Easy.
   
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7. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 11:41am UTC
   WTF
   (Where's The Food)
   
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8. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   Adora este
   quote sólo si
   lo entiendes
   ♥
   
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9. gagalover97
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   B*tch,
   my cell phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
   
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10. gagalover97
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Bi tch please, I can remove 90% of your beauty wi t h a wet kleenex.
    
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11. gagalover97
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Dora needs to stop asking 6 year old kids for directions and get a fücking GPS.
    
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12. gagalover97
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Hey b*tch, don't stand too close to the heater. Plastic melts
    
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