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1. fuzzy14
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   March 28, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   that epic moment...
   when you fall up the stairs at school *.*
   
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2. fuzzy14
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   March 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Fave if...
   When you see and Alvin and the Chipmonks commercial...
   You talkin a really high pitched voice too <3
   
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3. fuzzy14
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   March 28, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   One Direction Stuff..
   Liam Payne, a.k.a Daddy Directioner <3
   
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4. fuzzy14
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   March 11, 2012 11:26am UTC
   That awkard moment...
   when someone says "mhmm" in a text,
   and you have no choice but to text back "mhmm".
   
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5. fuzzy14
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   March 10, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   Doctor Who Quotes #1
   Angel Bob: Canb i speak to the Doctor please?
   The Doctor: Hello Angles, what's your problem?
   
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6. fuzzy14
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   March 9, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   Why do people believe you when you say there are 10 billion stars
   but check when the paint is wet?
   
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7. fuzzy14
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   March 9, 2012 11:47pm UTC
   Cheese...
   milk's leap toward immoralty...
   
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8. fuzzy14
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   March 9, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   That awkward moment....
   When someone says, "YES, ITS FRIDAY!!!
   And you start to sing, "IT'S FRIDAY< FRIDAY< GETTIN' DOWN ON FRI-DAY-AY!!!"
   And no one sings with you -.-
   
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9. fuzzy14
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   March 9, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   EVER WONDER..
   Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
   Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
   Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
   Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
   Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
   Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
   Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
   Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
   Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
   Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
   
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10. fuzzy14
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    March 9, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
    
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11. fuzzy14
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    February 23, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    i freaking love chocolate.
    anyone with me?
    Fave and follow ;)
    
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12. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    OMG LOOK AT THAT DISTRACTION ON THE CEILING!!!!!!! :O
    gotcha ;)
    (btw, i know you all looked up)
    (now you are smiling cuz you know its true;)
    
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13. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    It's true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it's also true we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
    
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14. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    *News Update*
    Energizer bunny arrested, sharged with battery.
    
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15. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator, make sure you press the "up" button.
    
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16. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 7:40pm UTC
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    Last night I lay in bed staring at the stars, wondering where the ceiling was.
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17. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    24 ways to annoy your parents:
    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    3. Pretend to have amnesia.
    4. Say everything backwards.
    5. Run into walls.
    6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
    8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
    9. Say all of the words in a film.
    10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
    11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
    12. Talk to a pen.
    13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
    14. Try and climb the wall.
    16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
    17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
    18. Eat your hair.
    19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
    20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
    21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
    22. Pretend to be a phone.
    23. Try to swim in the floor.
    24. Tap on their door all night
    
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18. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    when the fire alarm goes off,
    everyone screams,
    boys tell the girls they are going to die,
    more screams,
    rumors of who pulled the alarm,
    the teachers telling us to be quiet,
    sarcastic screams,
    the fire trucks arriving,
    more screams,
    it was a false alarm,
    disapointed kids cuz the school didn't burn down...
    more screams.
    
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19. fuzzy14
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    February 20, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    That awkward momentwhen you say, "I remember that!!!"and the story teller says, "you weren't there..."
    
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