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  1. itsbariix0x0 itsbariix0x0
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    dear hot guys,
    smoking makes you SO much less attractive.

  2. MarsBar MarsBar
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 12:05pm UTC
    "Can i see your phone a sec?"
    "Ye hold on."
    *Erases Messages*

  3. beautiful_gurl beautiful_gurl
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 10:55am UTC
    Who else;
    can't clean their room because you
    get distracted by the cool stuff you find.
    border to kaneo

  4. EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo EmeraldxxBaybeexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 1:32pm UTC
    You were born an original
    don't die a copy.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. hellomynameis hellomynameis
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 5:46am UTC
    STOP
    [being afraid]
    of what could
    // go wrong \\
    and think of
    what could
    go right.

  7. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 7:00am UTC
    That was funny
    but, i don't like you..
    so i'm not going to laugh.

  8. MarsBar MarsBar
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 12:25pm UTC
    Who remembers;
    Bow chicka wow wow
    <3.

  9. emily_xoxox emily_xoxox
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 3:19am UTC
    ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹
    Dont fall in love,
    fall of a bridge,
    it will probably
    hurt less </3
    ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹

  10. emily_xoxox emily_xoxox
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 3:47am UTC
    ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌
    Me: "F is for friends
    who do stuff together,
    U is for you and me"
    Mum: "What are you spelling?"
    Me: "Fun..."
    Mum: "Oh..."
    Fav if you love
    SPONGEBOB <3
    ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌

  11. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 7:49am UTC
    Put a shirt on,
    it's not that hot and neither are you.

  12. thisismyWPaccount thisismyWPaccount
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 10:03am UTC
    When I was a kid, whenever my mom would leave me in the grocery line to get something... I think, "OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T COME BACK IN TIME AND THE PERSON ASKS ME TO PAY?!"

  13. thisismyWPaccount thisismyWPaccount
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 10:18am UTC
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  14. thisismyWPaccount thisismyWPaccount
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 1:45pm UTC
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  15. thisismyWPaccount thisismyWPaccount
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 1:40pm UTC
    THEY SAY PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.....
    BUT THEN AGAIN,
    NOBODYS PERFECT
    SO WHY PRACTICE?

  16. Iloveyou5xx Iloveyou5xx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    Google
    Is
    Better
    Than
    Bing
    Or
    Yahoo...
    Fav if you agree...

  17. LindaChristine LindaChristine
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 2:27am UTC
    oh hey there life,
    i didn't see you there
    behind all that school.

  18. ILuvLollypop ILuvLollypop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 2:46am UTC
    *Listening 2 a song*
    Mum:This girl must b gay if she's going on about how much she loves this woman..
    Me:Mum i think thats Justin Bieber......

  19. funnyhippo funnyhippo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 1:55pm UTC
    never go on a 1st date in a wedding dress...... bin there done that..... lets just say there wasnt a second date :( xxxxxxxxxx


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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