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funkyunicorn234

1. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 9:33pm UTC
   today, i told my crush i like him
   and you know what he did?
   signed off on me.  
   
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2. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    
   heyyy
   hey, i like this girl, and she looks kinda like you ;)
    
   awwww is it me??
    
   ;)
   no, it's your sister
    
   ...
    
   
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3. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 10:23pm UTC
   "I Wasn't That Drunk..."
   "Dude, You Were Running Around Shaking A Pineapple Screaming,
   'SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.'"
   <3
   
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4. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   "I Wasn't That Drunk..."
   "Dude, You Asked Your Mom If She Had Any Kids."
   <3
   
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5. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 10:34am UTC
   Can I Take A Picture Of You?
   Ya Know
   So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas
   <3
   
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6. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 9:56am UTC
   When I Was Little...
   I Wanted To Be A Mermaid With Pink Hair
   <3
   
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7. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 9:48am UTC
   Wait...Did I Save My English Paper As
   jldkjjhskfsklfj or kjhsdfkakyefi?
   <3
   
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8. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 9:41am UTC
   I haven't seen a spider in weeks...
   WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?!?!?!?
   <3
   
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9. funkyunicorn234
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 1:12am UTC
   You Know What's Really Funny?!
   When You Post A Quote And It Gets Like 6 Faves
   And Then Someone Reposts it
   And It Gets Like 879874286 Faves
   Ha...
   
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10. funkyunicorn234
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:55am UTC
    I Know I'm Not The Only One
    Who Still Pushes Down
    Those Little Buttons On Fast Food Cups
    <3
    
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11. funkyunicorn234
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:16am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When A Black Kid Asks You To Hand
    Them The Skin Colored Crayon
    <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

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