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fucking_funny
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January 2, 2012 11:49am UTC
A Poem About Him.
By: Me
It’s finally over.
He was such a sweetheart.
But the constant texts and phone calls had to end.
I thought he just kept on calling and texting out of love or something.
But it turned out he was obsessed.
So I broke up with him.
I thought that all of the madness was going to end.
But I was sadly mistaken.
(this is a true story)
Here are all of the texts that I didn’t respond to after the last message I sent him:
Me: I’m not allowed to talk to you bc my mom is blocking your number soon
Him: NOOOOOO!dont!please! what do you want me tooooo do?
New voicemail
Him: were friends
Him: Don’t block my number please!! I don’t want to go back out with you! I just want to be friends with you Olivia! Okay nothing else
New voicemail
Him: (sent the same the message again)
Him: Friends?
Him: Friends Please??
New voicemail
Him: Im sorry Olivia I over reacted!! Ur rite and I think we should be just be friends too!
Him: Please!
Him: (sent same message again)
New voicemail
Him: Im sorry Olivia! Please don’t block me I just want a chance to be friends! I don’t want a relationship with you!!! Ok please...
Last voicemail I received by him
It’s finally over.
No more phone calls.
No more texts.
Im free.
Happy.
It’s finally over.

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fucking_funny
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 5:23pm UTC
Its RABBIT season!
uhhhmm.... no its DUCK season.. i mean, have you been on facebook lately..

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fucking_funny
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December 31, 2011 11:51am UTC
yeh, i've dissed a person or two. yeh, you've DEFFINATLY dissed a person or two. but i've done it to thier face.. while you troll behind your little computer screen. yeh, you have fun with that.

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December 31, 2011 11:34am UTC
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December 31, 2011 10:40am UTC
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/V3HUlhHM/Adventure_Time_Song_-_What_Am_.html

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fucking_funny
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:41pm UTC
dont you hate it when none of your quotes get like more that 3 or 4 people to fav it? does my perspective on life suck THAT much?

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fucking_funny
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December 30, 2011 3:45pm UTC
im glad i dont have a facebook. its the dumbest thing on earth. and dont tell me it isnt. because you are going to HONESTLY tell me that you like all of the
-to be honest...
-truth is...
-lms-...
-status updates every 5 minutes
-profile stalkers
-likes
-dislikes
its all a competition. to see
-who has the best status updates
-pictures
-song quotes
-most amount of friends
-most simpanthy
if you ask me it isnt worth it. facebook is a breeding ground for stupid bs.

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fucking_funny
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December 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC
i havn't seen ONE guy's profile yet.
fav if you havnt either.<3

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December 30, 2011 11:57am UTC
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December 30, 2011 11:45am UTC
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fucking_funny
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December 30, 2011 11:32am UTC
That Awkward Moment When
You’re walking in the hallway with your friend and you thought that she was turning to go in another direction, so you say bye, but then you look to your right and notice that she’s still walking right next to you…

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fucking_funny
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December 29, 2011 6:53pm UTC
my most recent text convo:
Boyfrann!: *long a** rap* (i would write what it said but it was stupid as hell)
Boyfrann!: i love you
Me: That made no sence lol
Boyfrann!: ik!nit rymed lol!
Me: No it diddddnnnttttt lol
Boyfrann!:lol!maybe
Boyfrann!: Okay it didnt
-this is why i love ya babe.

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fucking_funny
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December 29, 2011 6:43pm UTC
UGGGHH, okay so im on witty profiles right? and i love reading EVERYYYYY QUOTE. BUTTTT when it comes to the long-a** ones that LOOK like they deffinatly have a story to tell that's probably really cute, depressing, or funny, im just WAY too lazy to read it. soooooooo heres to all of the never to be read long-a** quotes, sorry your words cant be read by these beautiful eyes<3 ;D

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fucking_funny
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December 29, 2011 6:31pm UTC
Christy: Np :) i just fell down the stairs at my house xD
Me: Lol. wish i was there to see it.
Christy: XD thanks :P
Me: Hahahahahaha its times like these when i question your ability to function and my ability to not laugh at a phone screen.
Christy: Lmao xD i also dropped a gallon of juice 5 mins later xD
Me: Oh.. Christy oh.
comment or fav if a convo like this ever happened to you nd ur best friend.
follow(: i follow bak<3

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fucking_funny
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December 29, 2011 6:15pm UTC
why dose face book even bother putting a 'dislike' button when noone has the balls to click on it??

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fucking_funny
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December 23, 2011 1:22pm UTC
COMMENT TO GIVE ME TIPS! what to do when your boyfriend is over?):... and i dont have a working computer....

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fucking_funny
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 1:14pm UTC
So, this is a true story.
7th period i left my world history class to go to the nurse, i pass by the cafe and i notice a couple of things.
1) i hear screaming
2) i turn my head and see that it was my friend Jade
3) i cant see who she was screaming with but it all went downhill fast and within 5 seconds of just standing there... watching [from a safe distance].. a fist fight broke down.
im one of those people who will stand up for you no matter what... or at least i thought i was. if you think you are one of those people too, just wait until you are put into that type of position, it will really put you up to the test.
the point of this quote?; everyone is "strong" through the internet. but in real life? not so much.

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fucking_funny
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December 21, 2011 1:13pm UTC
So, this is a true story.
7th period i left my world history class to go to the nurse, i pass by the cafe and i notice a couple of things.
1) i hear screaming

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fucking_funny
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December 20, 2011 1:30pm UTC
Bust A Gut Or Don't Laugh At All

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fucking_funny
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December 20, 2011 1:29pm UTC
Every Georgous Girl Has Her Problems/:

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