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  1. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    HOW TO USE THE INTERNET:
    step 1: get on the internet.
    step 2: google "cats."
    step 3: lol forever.
    by jenna marbles

  2. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    i shouldn't have expected so much.

  3. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:49am UTC
    sometimes
    you have to suck it up
    and show the world you're okay.

  4. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    if you don't learn to live together,
    you'll die alone.
    -Lost

  5. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Devan!
    From Becca :)

  6. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    to be honest,
    you're full of sh♥t.
    no hard feelings, though.

  7. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    LETS SET
    THE WORLD
    ON FIRE

  8. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    "His suicide note blamed me."
    From www.onesentence.org

  9. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    "She paused, looked at the damage she had already done and realized that the only reason for not ending it all right then that came to her mind was, "You have a test on Monday that you've already studied for.""
    From www.onesentence.org

  10. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    it's not about the faves.

  11. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    witty is different on a mac.

  12. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    "Only the bruises faded."
    From www.onesentence.org

  13. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Her four-year-old daughter turned to me from her spot in the tree and said, "Climbing trees is more fun than losing mothers."
    From www.onesentence.org

  14. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    me: staring contest, go
    cat: (blinks)

  15. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    "my excuse is that i'm young"
    no, you're just irresponsible.

  16. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    THAT SAD MOMENT
    when you have to turn your alarm back on after vacation

  17. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:20am UTC
    i'm sorry for being so mean.

  18. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    i hate cowards.

  19. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:26am UTC
    the safe and sound music video is out:
    it's fantastic!

  20. freshcat102 freshcat102
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 2:57pm UTC
     
    Pro Tips For Guys #4
    Be her friend, too.
     

:)

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