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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 3:55pm UTC

A Question For the Creators of
Donkey Kong
So donkey kong sees Mario coming up the stairs.......so he throws a barrel?
..........................................................I mean really? of all the things a giant ape could throw?............................................................
a barrel.

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DreamOutLoud127
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May 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Does anybody else
remember a time when the
cereal box characters
weren't all superheros?
nmf

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Me Watching TV
Me:*turns on*
girl on tv: im not human!
Me: well you obviously are! i mean look at you! You have an arm and a leg and a face and.............oh NEVERMIND!!!!
*flips channel*
ok whats this?
TV: And so they layed King Tut in the tomb.
Me: WELL KING TUT NEEDS A LIFE!!!
*flips channel*
YES I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
TV:*hehe nope* *ends show*
Me: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
*flips channel*
TV: i always loved you.
Me: well this looks interesting, theyre such a cute couple all snuggled up like that and..............oh..............OH GOD NO!!!!
*FRANTICALLY CHANGES CHANNELS* FORGET IT!!!!!

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Chocolate chip pancake day at school
lunch lady: *sees me loading
chocolate chips onto my
plate*do you
want some pancake
with that choclate?
me:......................no.......
nmf

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 7:13pm UTC

We were making chalk collages at school today...
Me: oh no i got brown chalk on my shorts......... thats so awkward!!!.......
*turns to friend*
"color my shorts a different color!!!!"
Her:.....................
Me:......................
Her:................
Me:................
Her: ................im not coloring your butt.........

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DreamOutLoud127
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May 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Cleaning your room then realizing that you didn't even know what color your carpet was.
nmf

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:40am UTC

On a Normal Day:
sees friend - says hi
sees random kid - smiles
sees mirror - stops to fix hair
sees wall - walks around it
sees gate - looks around for door
sees door - walks through it
In a Fun House or Haunted House:
sees friend - screams
sees random kid - screams
sees mirror - screams
sees wall - runs into it....................then screams
sees gate - tries to dive under it while screaming
sees door - runs toward it screaming in a panicked frenzy!!! "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:51am UTC

sometimes I feel like I'm alone.....
sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong.....
sometimes I feel so frail, so small
sometimes I feel vunerable
sometimes I feel...
a little fragile
-Delta Goodrem
nmq

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 3:53pm UTC

So today my dad unplugged
the wifi box thing to take it to
get fixed..........
and I realized that I couldn't go
that long without witty so I stole
it back and ran around the
house screaming " MY
PRECIOUS!!!"
nmf

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC

roses are red
violets are blue
poems are hard
..........spoon

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 10:45am UTC

How To Freak People Out #2
take your dog to an area with lots of people, when you are sure somebody can hear you lean down to the dog and say "its almost our time Alfonzo! Soon these patheic humans will bow to the superior race!"

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #3
Sit in the middle of the sidewalk holding a sign that protests something stupid, for example
" WIENER DOGS ARE NOT HOT DOGS!!!! I STAND FOR DACHSHUND RIGHTS!!!!!"

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:17pm UTC

music is the gateway to another world
the moment you sing that first word
play that first note
dance the first step
you exit reality and enter a world created from the deepest part of your imagination

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Wait!
So you're saying that there are other rooms in my house besides mine!?!

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Outside?
What is this outside?
Is it contagious?

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:15pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #4
Stand in a park with a creepy expression on your face.
Don't move.
Don't blink.
Don't talk.
Just. Stand. There.

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC

when i watch that commercial of that little girl who uses her computer to make it look like shes flying im like
0___0
"........i cant even figure out how to change my screen saver"

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aphrodite814r
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: Guys, shut up! My mom's calling me!
Friend 1:
Friend 2:
Friend 3:
Best Friend: SOMEONE PASS THE WEED!

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:04pm UTC

*****
'Cause i t 's
a
bitter
world
and
I'd
Rather Dream. ♥
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BrandyLin
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Girl, You light up my world like nobody else. *turns on flashlight* The way you flip your switch gets me overwhelmed. *shines light at the ground* But when you shine your light at the ground its not hard to tell you dont know oh oh im forever aloo-oone.

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