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  1. kidrauhl4ever kidrauhl4ever
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Fave if...
    This format is getting...
    Really annoying and overused...
    AWKWARD....
    nmf
    ps..no offence to this whoever made this format i <3 it but its starting to take over witty...

  2. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When You're sitting at the computer doing witty things in your Bikini Top at 11pm and your brother walks in with his friend...

  3. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    if you are reading this...
    hit the [♥] then,
    hit the Ctrl key and the W key at the same time.

  4. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:56am UTC
    I like to eat, eat, eat,
    apples and bananas
    (fave if you just sang that)

    nmf

  5. LilaLove99 LilaLove99
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    I am twelve years old
    and I have this unique, unusual birth mark
    on the top of my left hand. But just now, my family and I
    learned that it isn't a birth
    mark. It is actually a terrible disease
    called Barbecue Sauce.
    If I get 300 faves, my parents will let me go through a huge process so that I can get the napkin I need to get it off.
    I really need your help, because it's starting to get sticky.
    nmf,nmq

  6. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    That moment of rage
    when you smudge your nail polish.

  7. chyeahlinds chyeahlinds
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    THREE DAYS
    until I try out for American Idol. ♥

  8. Sunshine1995 Sunshine1995
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 1:00pm UTC
     
    This summer
    I'm gonna change.
    I'm gonna start eating healthy and work out.
    I'll drink lots of water.
    I'm going to get a perfect tan.
    I'm gonna get rid of pimples.
    I'll try to make my hair beautiful.
    I'm going to stop eating junk food.
    I'm gonna be PRETTY.
    I'll have the best summer ever.
    And in september when i get back to school.. i'm gonna IMPRESS everyone.
    All boys will say "WOW SHE'S GORGEOUS" and they will regret
    MAKING FUN OF ME ALL THOSE
     
      9YEARS♥
     

  9. sorayatju123 sorayatju123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Here's to the code names
    We made up for guys we liked so that
    no one knew who the hell we were
    going on about.
    Click the ♥ if you did this with your friends.
    :)

  10. XO_Live_Laugh_Love_OX XO_Live_Laugh_Love_OX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Wanna Know Something ?
    What ?
    Loving you is the second best thing I ever did .
    Second ...? okayyy ):
    ..And finding you was the first

  11. jblove2196 jblove2196
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    I hate it when..
    You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger.

  12. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:32am UTC
    Did you know?
    if you say
    "beer can"
    with a British accent,
    it sounds like you're saying
    "bacon"
    with a Jamaican accent.
    (fave if you just tried)

  13. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. arianaaaaax13 arianaaaaax13
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    songs for every occasion (:
    (part 1)
    You're remembering the good times you've had with (or you just miss) an ex
    A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    I Remember - Deadmau5 and Kaskade
    Please Don't Go - Mike Posner
    Remembering Sunday - All Time Low
    Someone Like You - Adele
    Vegas - All Time Low
    You really, really, REALLY like him
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bam - Miranda Cosgrove
    Bam (royb0t Extended Mix) - Miranda Cosgrove
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Crazier - Taylor Swift
    Enchanted - Taylor Swift
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    Like Whoa - Aly & AJ
    Love Me Do - The Beatles
    Love's Not A Competition (But I'm Winning) - Paramore
    Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez
    The Middle - Demi Lovato
    Naturally - Selena Gomez
    One In A Million - Hannah Montana
    One In A Million - Sandy Molling
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Raindrops - Cascada
    Raindrops - Stunt
    Rocketeer - Far East Movement
    Rock God - Selena Gomez
    Rush - Aly & AJ
    Stuck On You - Paramore
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're entering high school for the first time
    Fifteen - Taylor Swift
    You're sorry
    Back To December - Taylor Swift
    Who I Am Hates Who I've Been - Reliant K
    You really like a guy, despite the fact that he could be treating you better
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Everything You're Not - Demi Lovato
    Forget About It - All Time Low
    Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
    I Just Wanna Run - The Downtown Fiction
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Rewind - Paramore
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    He lied to you, or cheated on you
    Blind - Ke$ha
    Gonna Get Caught - Demi Lovato
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Hello Hello - Paramore
    Heroes - All Time Low
    I Won't Apologize - Selena Gomez
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Over It - Ashley Tisdale
    Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
    Rewind - Paramore
    Rolling in the Deep - Adele
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Sick Of You - Selena Gomez
    Solo - Demi Lovato
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    Too Little Too Late - JoJo
    U Got Nothin' On Me - Demi Lovato
    You really like a guy that doesn't like you back
    All I Wanted - Paramore
    All Over You - The Spill Canvas
    All We Know - Paramore
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
    Catch Me - Demi Lovato
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Contagious - Avril Lavigne
    Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    He Said, She Said - Ashley Tisdale
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    My Number One - Paramore
    No Idea - All Time Low
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Painting Flowers - All Time Low
    Rockstar - Hannah Montana
    Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're getting ready to go out, or you just want to get pumped up with energy/dance!
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Dynamite - Taio Cruz
    Fuego - The Cheetah Girls
    Just Dance - Lady GaGa
    Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
    Less Talk More Rokk - Freezepop
    Like A G6 - Far East Movement
    Party Girl - Miranda Cosgrove
    Shake It Up - Selena Gomez
    TiK ToK - Ke$ha
    Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
    We Own The Night - Jessie and The Toy Boys
    not mine..just needed to save it(:

  15. LiveLoveSmilexo LiveLoveSmilexo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Please Read
    Today my best friend, Payton, was diagnosed with Cancer. She was the most confident person ever, before she ever had it. Now? She doesn't let anyone visit her. She thinks she's ugly, but I think she's the most beautiful best friend bald or not. She broke up with her boyfriend because she was the one who didn't with her own heart to be broken. I texted her every single day and she says "Leah, don't talk to me I'm HIDEOUS!" I've never seen her this upset. So, I promised her that i would find 50 people that think girls bald or not are still beautiful. I want to be there for her like she was for me.
    If you read this,
    IxLOVExYOU
    this is 100% true don't give me crap that i'm an "attention craver"

  16. Peytonie Peytonie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:00am UTC
    → Life is short?→
    LIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE.
    [ Problem solved. ]


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  18. lilcrystalrock lilcrystalrock
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    ʇɹɐɯs uɹɐp ʎʇʇǝɹd ɹnoʎ uǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı


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  20. softballlove9 softballlove9
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 7:38am UTC
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    i'm watching tv
    & i see this show called 'georgia'
    starring raven symone.
    well, i'm glad 1 disney channel star ended up ok ♥
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