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  1. likebeinghappyiscool likebeinghappyiscool
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 2:36pm UTC
    This Right Here is;
    is my swag. all the boys up on me; damn.
    everybody pay attention. this right here is my
    Single Girl Swag.

  2. XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 6:57pm UTC
    run baby run, ♥
    don't ever look back.

  3. hello_beautifulxD hello_beautifulxD
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    If we were a movie,
    you’d be the right guy.
    I’d be the best friend
    that you’d fall in love with.

  4. xshannonx98 xshannonx98
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    I don't want another
    >> pr e tt y fa c e < <
    i don't want just anyone to hold;
    I dont want my love to go to waste;
    I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL
    layout credit- xbrittanyx

  5. its_a_simple_plan_x3 its_a_simple_plan_x3
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    can you grant me one last wish,
    play russian roulette as we kiss.

  6. not_alone not_alone
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    even when your hope is gone, move along ♥

  7. heeyimkirstenn heeyimkirstenn
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    i guess i'm dreaming again.
    <3

  8. RaccoonEyesxx RaccoonEyesxx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    I Could Just
    [s m a c k y o u] ***
    acrossthehead♥
    f o r b e i n g s o
    c l u e l e s s xxx

  9. Salinski12 Salinski12
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    it will be a whole lot easier
    if you just said how you felt
    Love,
    Girls all over the world

  10. kcbrown21 kcbrown21
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    I can't play your silly games anymore.
    I'm done.</3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. soccerbabexx17 soccerbabexx17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    I Haaate it When my parentss don't answer their phones but mad when i don't answer mine , :p


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    "Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay..." ♥
    So He Misses Canada, Eh?(;

  15. kattx33 kattx33
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Yeah, I just wanted to let chu know that
    THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDICULOUS
    -'Can i Have Your Number'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. _SuckIt_ _SuckIt_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    What's "Ferb" short for?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. jennie_2_17 jennie_2_17
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 4:00pm UTC
    Headaches! You give me headaches!
    -Josh Nichols

  20. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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