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forever369

1. forever369
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   Plot Twist:
   Louis likes girls who eat broccoli
   
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2. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   Chocolate or Vanilla ice cream
   Fav for vanilla
   Comment for chocolate
   
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3. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 2:30pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   your quote only gets like 2
   favs and your like seriously!
   
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4. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   Why can't flies bight chairs
   instead of me?
   
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5. forever369
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   July 18, 2012 1:55pm UTC
   He was a boy
   She was a girl
   Can i make it anymore obvious?
   
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6. forever369
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   July 15, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   I wonder what the world would be like if we all had SUPERPOWERS?
   
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7. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 11:10am UTC
   Hey you, with the face!
   
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8. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   There's always that one song on the radio that you absolutely hate, but know all the words to becuase the song plays so much
   
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9. forever369
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   When youe teacher calls on you when you didn't even raise your hand and you think, "What the heck? I would've raised my hand if i knew the answer!"
   
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10. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Today i was thinking, that if you walked out your front door and saw a random hobo sleeping there, what would i do? Would i offer him a piece of pie? Or would i scream in his ear telling him to "GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"?
    
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11. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Apples are red
    The sky is blue
    I'm really random
    How about you?
    
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12. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you here something that reminds you of something funny, and then you laugh really loudly and people just stare.......
    
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13. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I hate it when people ask "Are you okay?". I mean why ask when you already know the answer?! Also, asking the question makes the person realize just how un-okay they are!
    
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14. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:05am UTC
    I find it hilarious that my grandma notices when people in movies don't have their seat belts on, but she has no idea that her glasses are ON HER HEAD!
    plz fave!!!!
    
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15. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    I like CHEESE and I like CAKE
    Therefore
    I like CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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16. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Conversation with my friend...
    Me: guess what? I got a new shirt! Put THAT hole in your donut!
    Friend: yeah well i got a new ring! Put THAT on you plate and sniff it!
    Me: yeah well i also got new shoes! Blow your nose in THAT tissue!
    Friend: yeah well i also got a new necklace! Whipe your mouth with THAT napkin!
    Me: whatever
    Friend: yeah bye!
    Me: i'm sorry
    Friend: me to! THAT conversation was intense!
    After THAT.......... lots and lots of hug time!
    
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17. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Fave if you have ever watched GLEE
    Then comment your favorite character
    
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18. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Mom: When i was in school-
    Me: Mom that was like a million years ago! Things are different now!
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: I think i made my point!
    
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19. forever369
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:39am UTC
    That awkward moment when you blow on you food to make it cool down, then you look down at your food and realize it's ice cream.
    
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