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  1. foreign foreign
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    September 25, 2010 2:39pm UTC
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  2. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    when someone cries,
    it means they were strong for too long

  3. AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
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    September 24, 2010 3:12pm UTC
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  4. SALENAA SALENAA
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:35pm UTC
    being the ugly one out of all your
    friends;; -.-.

  5. Jeessiiiicaaaaaah Jeessiiiicaaaaaah
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    2010-09-18 20:14:0
    I THROW MY CONDOM IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING
    "AAAAYYO, NOW YOU'RE PREGO."

  6. elli7777 elli7777
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    Today I was talking to a guy I like. I told him I was bored, so he spent an hour telling me his detailed plan about how he was going to achieve world domination using bacon. I think I’m in love.
    MLIA

  7. haayl_xox haayl_xox
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    September 24, 2010 4:14pm UTC
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  8. babycake_LEKA babycake_LEKA
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 4:30pm UTC
    Dear Ducks,
    Don't ever cross the road. You will never hear the end of it.
    Sincerely, Chickens


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 3:51pm UTC
    - And the toast said to the toaster -
    "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."

  11. XxXHaleyyXxX XxXHaleyyXxX
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:08pm UTC
    ❒Single
    ❒Taken
    ✔Hungry

  12. Seneca.* Seneca.*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:08pm UTC
    &+ thats when i let it all go.

  13. candyninja08 candyninja08
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 2:09pm UTC
    ♥ &+ here's to
    That awesome comeback
    that shut him up
    and made his buddies go
    "Man, she told you!"
    ///♥♥ ♥♥

  14. shinexobrighter shinexobrighter
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 2:32pm UTC
    FACT:
    Almost 75% of people can not
    tap their thumb knuckle against
    their lower teeth
    with their eyes closed more than 16 times without getting dizzy. favorite this if you just tried it.


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  16. _SuckIt_ _SuckIt_
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 1:21am UTC
    Boy: If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
    Girl: I'd wish all the beautiful girls will be moved to another planet.
    Boy: Ahh...Then I'll miss you.

  17. RunawayLove_x RunawayLove_x
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 6:05am UTC
    S a v e W a t e r,
    S h o w e r t o g e t h e r ; )

  18. __Smile __Smile
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    September 22, 2010 5:33am UTC
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  19. asshhlleeyybaaby_x asshhlleeyybaaby_x
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 4:39am UTC
    Relationships are like glass;
    sometimes, it's better to leave
    them broken, than try to hurt ♥
    yourself by putting it back together.

  20. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 3:44am UTC
    I can only type fast on my own keyboard.. (:

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