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flyingswallow

1. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 6:24am UTC
   When people get your name wrong with someone else and:
   1. They have known you for years
   2. You don't even look like the people they confuse you with
   
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2. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC
   Still prefer the old-fashioned way,
   when guys were the ones that chased the girls
   
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3. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   Wondering what friends are for...
   
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4. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 7:48pm UTC
   Stop. Stop the fakeness.
   Stop the controlling. Stop the backstabbing.
   Stop the boasting. Stop the rejecting and exclusiveness. Just stop.
   
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5. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Totally wanted to know that you guys had "The Best Time Ever" together and decided to only invite
   the people you think are "good enough"
   
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6. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 11:57pm UTC
   FRIENDSHIP IS OVERRATED
   
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7. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 12:52am UTC
   "You love me, real or not real?"
   "Real"
   
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8. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 12:44am UTC
   Frustrated when you find out your answers in your test were wrong straight after
   
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9. flyingswallow
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 4:30am UTC
   The feeling when you see someone you don't like
   
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10. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:41am UTC
    The day I stop loving you...
    Is the day the ocean dries up
    
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11. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:56am UTC
    That one annoying person who keeps boasting in front of you
    
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12. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:07am UTC
    I think you are my Mr Darcy
    
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13. flyingswallow
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    June 5, 2012 4:01am UTC
    Mean girl (walks into class): Is this commerce?
    Me(thinking): No, it's rehab
    
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14. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    And that was the moment when I fell for you...
    
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15. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 2:26am UTC
    Admit it, we've all waved to someone who either:
    a. Didn't see us
    b. Wasn't even waving at us in the first place
    
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16. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 2:23am UTC
    To be truly beautiful,
    you must first appreciate beauty,
    and to appreciate beauty,
    you must first know what it's like to be ugly.
    
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17. flyingswallow
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    June 4, 2012 2:14am UTC
    One minute you're complaining about her bullying you, the next, you're cheering her on in a game, am I missing something here?
    
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18. flyingswallow
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    That feeling when you're not invited but you know about it
    
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