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  1. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Who else agrees that
    Harry Styles has the most seductive voice ever?

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Boy she talks about you,
    like you put the stars in the sky ★
    format by: h0peful

  3. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Insecurity is an ugly thing,
    It makes you hate people you don't even know.

  4. BekkaMarie BekkaMarie
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:50am UTC
    My best friend in the entire world?
    his name is ryan
    he has down syndrome
    but i have never seen anything so beautiful
    as his smile
    and he gives the BEST hugs.
    Love you Ry. Never change for anybody.<3

  5. HeidioPHD HeidioPHD
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Today is my brother's
    13th Birthday
    I told him that I'd try to get him a top quote for his brithday because
    1) It shows how much people care :)
    and
    2) I wouldn't need to buy him the other expensive stuff he wanted.
    So would someone like to wish my brother a happy birhtday?nmq

  6. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:50am UTC
    Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes?
    Girl? Lol, no.
    Boy: So why do you wear a bra?
    Girl: For the same reason that you wear pants ;)

  7. YouWouldntKnow YouWouldntKnow
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:30am UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    5 yrs old: Oh! Mommy! Turn on elmo! 9 yrs old: Eww! Elmo! turn it OFF!
    16 yrs old: Holy crap MOVE! ITS ELMO.
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○ NMF

  8. sexicanwee123 sexicanwee123
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Sooo todayy..
    I'v been talking to this guy and this is our convo,
    "do you know what flawless means?" -him.
    "Flawless? like beautiful nd perfect" -me.
    "Yeah! thats what i thought. i just wanted to know because i know a lot of guys never tell a girl that nd one day im gunna say that to an important girl nd shes gunna be like aww!"-him
    "aww thats cutee!"-me
    "heyy mrs beautiful, oh wait i ment flawless :)"-him
    "..is that what your gunna say to her or are you saying that to me?"-me
    "im saying that to youu! ha sillyy!:)"- him
    Ha sorryy it just made my dayy :)

  9. sexicanwee123 sexicanwee123
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    That Akward moment when
    You say an "akward moment" and no one else thinks its akward, and they look at you like.. no.

  10. emmiemonster420 emmiemonster420
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    i would love the notification:
    1
    "steve started following you"

  11. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    and the doctor fainted.

  13. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:31am UTC
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  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Work your hardest.Think your smartest.
    Dream your biggest. Be your greatest.
    Love your fullest. Smile your brightest!

  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:55pm UTC
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  16. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    What Witty has Taught Me #20
    How to talk like someone from the 1800s

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Please, Give me one last chance to hold you close.

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    i love cereal.
    Me too.
    guess we should make out then.

  19. Bellatrix1303 Bellatrix1303
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when the only kid who has a crush on you is the awkward kid nobody talks to.
    nmf

  20. Bellatrix1303 Bellatrix1303
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're waiting for someone in a crowded place, so you just take out your phone and pretend to text someone so you don't look like a total loser.
    nmf

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