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1. flyingcows
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   December 30, 2011 12:47pm UTC
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   .........()()
   
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2. flyingcows
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   December 30, 2011 12:45pm UTC
   Hi world My name is Brittany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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3. flyingcows
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   November 15, 2011 3:44pm UTC
   Walking home from the bus.......
   Jada see's a condom lying on the ground.....
   She remarks as she uncovering it with her foot......
   "please be a balloon", it's just a balloon"!!! But no.....now she has condom's foot!!! lol!!!
   
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4. flyingcows
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   October 27, 2011 12:48pm UTC
   why are apartments called that if they are built together?!?!
   
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5. flyingcows
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   June 6, 2011 1:13pm UTC
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6. flyingcows
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   June 2, 2011 8:57am UTC
   love is like a booger you keep picking at it until you get it, then you don't know what to do with it!!!
   
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7. flyingcows
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   June 1, 2011 2:09pm UTC
   To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead!!
   
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8. flyingcows
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   June 1, 2011 1:51pm UTC
   Those who stand for nothing fall for anything!
   
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9. flyingcows
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   June 1, 2011 12:07pm UTC
   A beauty is a women you notice; a charmer is one who notices you!!!!!
   
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10. flyingcows
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    June 1, 2011 11:28am UTC
    Love is in the air today
    
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