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BeMyRomeoForever
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May 19, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Friend: oh-em-gee i have this massive secret that im dying to tell you.
Me: Okay tell me.
Friend: I can't tell you.
Me thinking to myself: THEN WHY TELL ME!!
Just me?
Add to faves please :D

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thinkpink6360
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May 19, 2012 5:26pm UTC

attractive person: hi
me: why are you making fun of me

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WishingLily
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September 24, 2011 12:27pm UTC

Substitute Teacher :
"Does you normal teacher let you do that?"
Students:
"YES..."

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funstuffa79
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January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC

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kravutskea
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January 16, 2012 1:26pm UTC

I just read, that last year
4,153,273
people got married.
I don't want to start any trouble,
but shouldn't that be an even number?

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Jade672
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January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

A girl's laughter
is much more cheerful than a boy's.
But a boy's cry
is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

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Mizsquirrelgirl
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January 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Employee at Disney: Hey guys! I have a great idea! Instead of making new moives, let's just remake all the old ones in 3D!

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alltimelowobsessedx3
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January 11, 2012 11:16pm UTC

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eskimokisses
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January 7, 2012 10:00pm UTC

3 things i have never felt like
1. a G6
2. a plastic bag
3. P Diddy
guess you have to be someone famous to feel like that
(;

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kandykyra
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June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
credit to :missJoxoxo

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
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December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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thebombbb
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December 2, 2010 5:15pm UTC

Laughing so hard,
no noise comes out, so
you sit there clapping
like a retarded seal.
format : ComeDownWithLove_

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katastrophe09
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February 23, 2011 9:10am UTC

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loovetayloor
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June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC

fave if ...
yo are shorter then
5 foot 9♥

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britskixoxo
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September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC

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amazing23
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September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC

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lillylovee
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December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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