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fiddlestix
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June 12, 2011 3:37am UTC

[yesterday my teacher said "thats what she said". we laughed. he didnt know what the hell was going on♥]

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fiddlestix
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May 15, 2011 12:20pm UTC

I have screwed up 66% of my teenage life.[ ] Kissed someone before dating[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school[x] Gotten caught chewing gum[x] Gotten caught cheating on a testTotal so far: 2[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times[ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late[x] Missed school just because you felt like it[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of classTotal so far: 5[ ] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school[x] Text people during class[x] Passed notes[x] Threw stuff across the room[x] Laughed at the teacherTotal so far: 9[x] Took pictures during school hours[x] Called someone during school hours [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hoursTotal so far: 12[ ] Threw something at the teacher[x] Went outside the classroom without permission[x] Broke the dress code[ ] Failed a class[x] Ate food during classTotal so far: 15[ ] Been called the worst student[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly[x] Didn't take your stuff to school[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't lookingTotal so far: 17[ ] Faked your parents signature[x] Slept in class[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back[x] Copied homework[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean[x] Thrown food in the lunch roomTotal so far: 22Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up_ % of my teenage life."

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fiddlestix
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May 6, 2011 10:44pm UTC

~iCarly(:~
mrs. benson - why is this counter all wet and sticky?!
spencer - oh well i-
mrs. benson - wet and sticky is really icky, sticky and wet makes mommy upset!!
spencer - ...i dont know how to respond to that...

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fiddlestix
posted a quote
May 6, 2011 9:59pm UTC

i love how all these Justin Bieber stories make Selena Gomez look like a b*tch when really she isnt...im not a Bieber or a Gomez hater im just sayin...

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fiddlestix
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April 28, 2011 12:05am UTC

hellloooo!!!!!!!! question for all u lovely wittiers!!
ok so theres a rumor going around at my school saying tht rebecca black hung herself....they said it was all over the news and what not....
THE PROBLEM IS I DONT WATCH THE NEWS AND WHAT NOT
so if its tru please leave a comment on this quote.
if u do i will fave all your quotes and love you forever(:
thank u sooo much!!(:

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fiddlestix
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April 27, 2011 9:26pm UTC

i just went to the top quotes under EVER
IT HAD 5648 FAVES AND IT WASNT ABOUT JAMESBRASS
It was reassuring to see that some of the old witty still exists (:

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fiddlestix
posted a quote
March 21, 2011 10:44pm UTC

You. Are. A. Fudgin. Son. Of. A. Biscuit.

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:20pm UTC

when CHUCK NORRIS goes to bed, he turns on a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:16pm UTC

who would win a race between ironman and superman to the moon?
CHUCK NORRIS

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:12pm UTC

CHUCK NORRIS has already been to mars. thats why theres no sign of life

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:08pm UTC

some people wear superman PJs to bed.
superman wears CHUCK NORRIS PJs to bed

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC

darth vader dresses up as CHUCK NORRIS for halloween

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 11:02pm UTC

when CHUCK NORRIS falls off a boat, he doesnt get wet. the water gets CHUCK NORRISED

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 10:41pm UTC

CHUCK NORRIS is untouchable, i mean c'mon its CHUCK NORRIS. this guy doesnt need twitter. hes already followin you

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fiddlestix
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March 19, 2011 6:52pm UTC

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fiddlestix
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March 16, 2011 9:51pm UTC

DUDE!!!!!! SHE JUST CALLED U BARNEY!!!!!
OH HEEELL NAH!!! HOLD MY- WAIT WAT THE HELL?!

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fiddlestix
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March 15, 2011 11:45pm UTC

anyone else notice the message from STEVE? ok guys so CHILLAX

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fiddlestix
posted a quote
March 15, 2011 11:42pm UTC

we drive in the parkway
and park in the driveway
now thats some messed up stuff...

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fiddlestix
posted a quote
March 14, 2011 10:48pm UTC

50 excuses to get out of work or school...
1. my invisible cat peed all over my house
2. my house was attacked by ZOMBIES!
3. my boy\girlfriend dumped me
4. i got lost in my closet looking for narnia
5. i forgot my meds and went crazy
6. i had rabies
7. i got bit by a squirrel
8. superman took the day off, so i had to cover for him
9. my house burnt down
10. my fish died
11. justin bieber got a haircut
12. my underwear was in the wash
13. i ate to much pie last night
14. i slept in
15. someone stole a cookie from my cookie jar
16. i lost my car keys
17. nomeo and juliet broke up
18. i was on the phone with obama
19. i had to explain wat idk ment to a blonde
20. star command didnt return my call
21. i couldnt wake up
22. my dog bit my finger
23. the tooth fairy never came
24. i had to cop down a tree in my backyard
25. i was kidnapped by a burger
26. i was watching myself on youtube
27. my butt fell off accidentally
28. my penguin slipped down the toilet
29. i had to harvest my crops on farmville
30. i was having a chicken fight in my pool
31. used chicken fat in my hair by accident
32. my grandma was throwing apples at me all night long
33. my grandpa stole my nose and wouldnt give it back
34. i was trying to sole my rubix cube
35. my sister baked me a cake
36. i forgot how to breath
37. my milk turned into cottage cheese
38. i forgot where i lived
39. my light bulb burnt out, so i couldnt see where i was going
40. i got locked inside my house
41. my eyeball popped out
42. i ate all my halloween candy AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
43. i swollowed a whole potato in one bite for breakfast
44. i forgot this one
45. miley cyrus deleted her twitter oh my gosh!
46. i worked way to hard the previous day
47. i tried to invent xbox 720
48. my body didnt wanna wake up
49. smokey the bear taught me about fire
50. i thought today was a day off...sorry

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fiddlestix
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 10:35pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOUR TALKING REALLY FAST AND ACCIDENTALLY
SAY JUSTIN BEAVER INSTEAD OF JUSTIN BIEBER...

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