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PaytonSawyer
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October 5, 2012 11:05am UTC

Dentist: *pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death*
Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."

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PaytonSawyer
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October 8, 2012 3:48pm UTC

A n d i n t h a t m o m e n t , i s w e a r w e w e r e
in f i n i t e.
-Perks of being a wallflower

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PaytonSawyer
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October 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

If by "Haters gona hate", you mean, intelligent people are going to be annoyed by your stupidity and ignorance. Then yes, haters gona hate.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Infinity (symbol: ∞)
refers to something without any limit,
The English word infinity derives from Latin infinitas,
which can be translated as "unboundedness", itself derived from the Greek word apeiros, meaning
"endless".

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Telling me to stop loving him,
is like giving me a tube of chapstick,
and telling me not to lose it.
♥

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC

I honestly think that
people would like me better if i was skinnier.

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PaytonSawyer
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October 13, 2012 8:46am UTC

"Disney quotes #1
Children have got to be free to live their own lives.
-Sebastian

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PaytonSawyer
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October 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC

So this is why Jessie and Kelly dissapeared in the 5th season of Saved By The Bell.
When Kelly and Jessie (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley) left the show to pursue their own interests, the producers of SBTB pretty much attempted to "pull the wool over our eyes" by offering NO EXPLANATION for Kelly and Jessie's absence. The only mention of Kelly and Jessie we get is when Zack "talks to them on the phone" during the episode where he takes a day off of school and reminisces about the greatest summer of his life at Malibu Sands.
Otherwise, it's assumed that "Kelly and Jessie" were at Bayside the entire time that Tori was there, they were always just "off camera". Once the Tori episodes were finished airing, the producers showed the "final" graduation episode with Kelly and Jessie included (because it was already filmed when the two were still part of the cast).

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PaytonSawyer
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October 18, 2012 4:51pm UTC

So I was in my homeroom today and my teacher, Ms. Konecek, said to my friend
"Abby, pull your pants up!"
So Abby proceeds to stand up. Walk over so she was standing directly in front of Ms. Koneck. And moons her. Right then and there.
Made. My. Day.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 7:46am UTC

My 11:11 wish came true yesterday.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Because when she acts like herself
I swear that she outshines everyone else
But shes been feeling alone
And nobody's fine on their own
Don't you know
And she's been wearing gray
Without a thought of change
And I've been desperately
Trying to make her see
That even when it rains
The sun is still ablaze
And right now in the dark
She is my shining star
♥

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 9:38pm UTC

Oh dear lord.
So, apparently, in the little children story where 'This little
piggy went to the market', that does NOT mean that it went
shopping. That means it got killed and sent to the store.
My childhood is ruined.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 10:45am UTC

New Years Resolutions
1. Lose weight..... a lot of it
2. Have more confidence
3. Make more friends
4. Have fun
5. Don't be so socially awkward

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PaytonSawyer
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January 6, 2013 5:54pm UTC

“Life isn't fair. A fair's a place where you eat corn dogs and ride the ferris wheel.”
― Hate List

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PaytonSawyer
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January 7, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Every fave = 10 situps
Every comment = 10 situps
FAVE AND COMMENT AWAY (:

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Girl: do u luv mii
Boy: no
Girl: okay i kill self nao
Boy: wait no i ment duble luv
Girls mom: too late she dead
Boy: "no"
FAVORITE IF DIS MAKE U CRY EVRTIME
Or you can favorite if that made your brain hurt.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 2:10pm UTC

Friendship, my definition is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 11:50am UTC

For most people when you lose your
khakis you can't find your pants.
When you're in Boston and you lose
your khakis you can't start your car.

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I have been soda
free for
exactly 1 year
now!

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PaytonSawyer
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC

omg Steve
commented on my
quote a month ago
and i didnt even
notice till now....what
is wrong with me

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