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  1. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
    boys go to jupiter to get more stupider.
    fav if you remember this in your early years.

  2. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    If you don't know
    what PCA is..
    you're not a cool cat.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. emilydesroro emilydesroro
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Heres to the girls who know more facts about their favorite band
    Then the history of their contry

  5. Zach509 Zach509
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    I hate that feeling you get when you're trying your hardest not to cry in front of someone,
    but as soon as they ask "are you okay?" you just lose it.

  6. mick mick
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:21am UTC
    If your girl still is a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that way.

  7. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Why are kids so
    obese?
    Maybe because
    Burgers are $0.99
    Salads are $4.99?

  8. choosecarefully choosecarefully
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Fave if you're one of the few people who
    know the difference between your & you're
    •••••••••

  9. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 10:06am UTC
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet and so are you.
    but the roses are wilting,
    and the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl is empty
    and my wrists are stained red

  10. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    How many times have you typed, "I'm okay" while crying?

  11. LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:34am UTC
    O
    I hate when you talk to someone every single day.
    Then all of a sudden it just stops.
    Then neither of you say a word to eachother.

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