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fancy29

1. fancy29
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
   Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
   
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2. fancy29
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   January 3, 2012 12:22am UTC
   Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
   
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3. fancy29
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   January 2, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   True love isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together.
   It's Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together ♥
   
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4. fancy29
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   January 2, 2012 1:54pm UTC
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5. fancy29
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   January 2, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   C h i l d h o o d i s l i k e b e i n g
   d r u n k ;
   Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
   
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6. fancy29
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 2:10am UTC
   teacher: why are you late?
   student: does it matter? you still get paid right?
   ♥
   
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7. fancy29
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   Dear girls who take profile pictures in the bathroom,
   I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you!
   Sincerely, don't forget to tag me! :)
   
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8. fancy29
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   December 26, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   Life is not a garden,
   don't be a hoe.
   nmf
   
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9. fancy29
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 1:03am UTC
   I fell for your personality;
   your looks are just a bonus. ♥
   
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10. fancy29
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:01am UTC
    Have you been shopping lately?
    They are selling lives at the mall - YOU SHOULD GET ONE!
    ♥
    
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11. fancy29
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:52am UTC
    You should wear a condom on your head because if
    you're gonna act like a dick you you might as well
    dress like one! :)
    
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12. fancy29
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:38am UTC
    TOO MANY FREAKS;
    NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES ♥
    
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13. fancy29
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    ‎
    3 guys walk into a bar
    The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in the world"
    The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
    The third guy "I have got the smallest d*ck in the world"
    The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
    The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
    The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
    The third guy comes back angry " Who the F*CK is JUSTIN BEIBER?
    TO ALL JB FANS, I LOVE JB AS WELL! just found this really funny, please dont take it seriously :P ♥
    
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14. fancy29
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
    
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15. fancy29
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:29am UTC
    i feel miserable without you;
    it's almost like having you here. ♥
    
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16. fancy29
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    Someone broke into my
    house last night;
    they didn't get our TV but stole the remote!! now, they keep riding past changing the channel. yeah yeah, i'll
    FIND YOU ;)
    
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17. fancy29
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 2:59am UTC
    Boy: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent
    me a picture of her with her new boyfriend.
    Friend: Aww..That's too bad! What did you do then?
    Boy: I sent it to her father :P :D
    
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18. fancy29
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 2:54am UTC
    Wife looks in the mirror and says to her husband;
    "I look horrible, fat and ugly,
    Please say something nice about me." :(
    Husband: Sweetheart, your eyesight is perfect ;)
    ♥
    
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19. fancy29
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 2:49am UTC
    Girl: If I asked you to jump down, will you do it?
    Boy: Yes, I will.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because I know you'll catch my hand and pull me up.
    Girl: If I don't, then?
    Boy: Then I’ll die with the belief that you tried your
    best but couldn’t save me..
    ♥ Love is not about doing something but about believing someone ♥
    
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20. fancy29
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 2:38am UTC
    A young boy in nursery school is asked by his teacher;
    teacher: What is 5 plus 5?
    The boy starts counting his fingers.
    teacher: Put your fingers away.
    The boy puts his fingers in his trouser pockets.
    teacher: Okay, what is 5 plus 5?
    The boy counts his fingers in the pocket and finally;
    boy: 11!
    Click the ♥ if you get this dirty little joke ;)
    
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