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facetimemee

1. facetimemee
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   February 21, 2013 10:25pm UTC
   "be strong" i whisper to my wifi signal
   
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2. facetimemee
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   February 10, 2013 1:04am UTC
   if you read this you're my valentine no take backs
   
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3. facetimemee
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   February 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC
   that awkward moment when you see someone in a neighboorhood digging a supsiously body sized hole...O.o
   
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4. facetimemee
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   February 3, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   there could be up to five ghost butts touching you at any point in time
   and you would never know.
   
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5. facetimemee
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   February 3, 2013 8:55pm UTC
   Nothing is more awkward then calliing someone by the wrong name.
   
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6. facetimemee
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   February 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC
   Dear McDonalds,
   When you make your commercials, please don't show food that looks nothing like your own.
   Sincerely,
   High Expectations
   
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7. facetimemee
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   February 3, 2013 4:40am UTC
   that awkward moment when you are on the computer and someone just walks up behind you and just
   stares at your screen.
   and you're all like:
   no one asked you to be here. you can go now. .-.
   
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8. facetimemee
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   February 3, 2013 3:42am UTC
   That moment when your cat comes into your room
   then looks at you and has the most fright in its eyes and runs as fast as it can away
   and your like
   crap.whats in my room.
   
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