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  1. julixo3 julixo3
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    my mom might have uterine cancer..please pray for her♥

  2. rainbow85 rainbow85
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    don't you love it when...
    your parent's friends say they have a son your age :3

  3. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    It's a shame all that makeup
    can't cover up your ugly personality..

  4. EpicToast EpicToast
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    wouldn't it be the perfect crime
    if i stole your heart,
    and you | stole mine?

  5. callmeawhore callmeawhore
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    boys are stupid,
    throw rocks at them.

    not my format

  6. ahmess ahmess
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:27pm UTC
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  7. ahmess ahmess
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
    wasn't an accident .
    barney came along,
    and they all committed
    SuiCiDe

  8. uniquefreak uniquefreak
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Fun fact;
    you are attracted to someone
    because of their genetic smell.

    not my format
    credit to whoever

  9. ahmess ahmess
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I Hate It When People Ask
    1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
    2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
    3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
    4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
    5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
    6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
    7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
    8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
    9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
    10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
    11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
    12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
    13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
    14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
    15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
    *hope yah likeeee!!(:


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  11. ahmess ahmess
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:32pm UTC
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  12. NoraKendall NoraKendall
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    her feelings she hides,
    her dreams she can't find,
    she's losing her mind
    she's falling behind,
    she can't find her place,
    she's losing her faith,
    she's falling from grace,
    she's all over the place.

    NOT MY FORMAT. (: credit to whoever. (:

  13. ITSCAELIN ITSCAELIN
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Some Hearts ; 
    They just get all the
    right breaks*


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  15. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Who Else
    Remembers...
    "My lip gloss is poppin',
    My lip gloss is cool
    All the boys keep stoppin'
    They chase me after school!"
    (favorite_if_you_remember.:D)


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  17. proudxtoxbexdifferent proudxtoxbexdifferent
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    "Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; ♥
    You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
    -Bob Marley


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  19. xoxoballiinn16 xoxoballiinn16
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    you're so hypnotizing
    could you be the devil?
    c o u l d y o u b e a n a n g e l ?

    not my format


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