I Hate It When People Ask 1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?) 2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!) 3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!) 4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.) 5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes) 6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.) 7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked) 8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!) 9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose) 10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it) 11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: ) 12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??) 13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay) 14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week) 15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays) *hope yah likeeee!!(:
NoraKendall posted a quote
April 5, 2011 11:39pm UTC
her feelings she hides, her dreams she can't find, she's losing her mind she's falling behind, she can't find her place, she's losing her faith, she's falling from grace, she's all over the place. ★ NOT MY FORMAT. (: credit to whoever. (:
Who Else Remembers... "My lip gloss is poppin', My lip gloss is cool All the boys keep stoppin' They chase me after school!" (favorite_if_you_remember.:D)