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  1. blahhxxemmy blahhxxemmy
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    So my [period] was a few days late..
    I told my boyfriend, and he flipped /:
    He came to school this morning, [exhausted].
    I asked why, and he said<3
    "I was up until 2am reading parenting books, just incase."
    *true_story<3

  2. MLIEminem MLIEminem
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes
    saying a y o o o no c o m p r e n d o!

  3. eminemlove26 eminemlove26
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    Birth Marks-
    Are where you were killed in your other life.

  4. loveisthemovementx loveisthemovementx
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    it took harry potter
    7 long books to catch the bad guy.. while it only takes scooby doo 25 minutes.

  5. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    &'Sometimes I wish...
    my mirror could take pictures
    oXHuntressXo©

  6. RunawayLove_x RunawayLove_x
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    Some people were
    dropped as a baby...
    but i think you were thrown at a wall.

  7. DinoZeeZee DinoZeeZee
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 2:03pm UTC
    "You ask!" "No, you!" "Please just ask!" "Why can't you do it?"
    "Fine... Excuse me,
    can we have some ketchup? "
    -first ever quote :D

  8. funsizedlilpunk97 funsizedlilpunk97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2010 10:19pm UTC
    Does anybody else love it when a boys voice gets
    softer
    When he talks toyou..

    not my format

  9. itsvianna itsvianna
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    →→→→→←←←←←
    When I clear
    my calculator,
    I press the
    button at least
    fourteen times
    →→→→→←←←←←
    .

  10. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  11. TheEscape TheEscape
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 6:28pm UTC
    When you really love someone,
    age, distance, height, weight..
    is just a damn number♥

  12. hcoGAL hcoGAL
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    Ixsx.xixt xjxuxsxtx mxex?x
    Or are sixth graders.....
    shrinking?

  13. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    it doesn't matter how long you've known him.
    if he's kept you smiling since *day one, don't lose him. ♥

  14. josephine162 josephine162
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    for that look
    | you | shoot | your | best | friend |
    when the teacher says
    PARTNERS

  15. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  16. bambi313dancer bambi313dancer
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    I'm single. You're single. I like you. You like me. Am I missing something? ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    Love is a color [♥]
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    ONLY THE BLIND CAN SEE.

  19. emiinnerr emiinnerr
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    ♥ t his i f you wa t ched T he Pare nt Trap
    when you were l i t t l e , & t h o u g h t
    Lindsay Lohan really had a twin sister.

  20. annie8996 annie8996
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    I sat next to a soldier on a plane yesterday.
    He was looking at a yearbook of kids and I asked if one of them was his. He smiled, pointed to two kids hugging, and said, "That's my wife and me in first grade."
    -LGMH. ♥

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